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Dildo'ed 

the act of having such a long dildo shoved up your ass that it pertrudes out of your nose. kind of like milk when you laugh to hard.
-Dude! You made me dildo!
-Sick man! You dildo'ed all over my apartment!
-Jim is a dildoaholic. He gets dildo'ed like 4 times a day.
Dildo'ed by JQandErn January 3, 2008
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When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.
Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!

or

Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.
Dildoed by JewDoo My COCK December 9, 2008

Fucking dildoed 

Verb: To get fucked (over), but without the fun.
Intercon security fucking dildoed me this week.
Fucking dildoed by DeathOnMyMind September 5, 2021

Fucking dildoed 

Verb: To be fucked (over), without any of the fun.
Intercon Security fucking dildoed me this week.
Fucking dildoed by DeathOnMyMind September 5, 2021

Gettin' dildoed 

When someone who is bald passes by and you or a friend sticks a dildo on his head. The bald person then just got dildoed
Gettin' dildoed by 6EIoT May 22, 2023
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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