Dildoid 

A person who posesses all of the characteristics of a dildo but none of the usefulness.

Colin Powell is sort of okay but Donald Rumsfeld is a real dildoid.

Dildoid by SofaShark November 17, 2003

Dildoid 

A new invention that is an Android phone that can be used for cell phone use, texting use and most importantly Dildo use. It's water and sperm proof so you can get your jollies in or out of water.

Guy #1 "Hey have you tried the Dildoid?" Guy#2 "Ya the reception is bad but the Dildo works fine!"

Dildoid by DeadNode July 6, 2011

dildoid 

1. A spiked dildo.

2. A spiked,studded, or crenellated dildo, used in bondage type engagements in professional pornogrophy.

3. An extremely uncomfortable didlo or sex toy.

"Did you see that video with the dildoid scene? that was fucked up!"

dildoid by eee chow dung May 1, 2009

Dildoid-19 

When you freeze the nose droppings of an individual infected with Covid-19 and use them as a dildo.

Carrol lost her dildo! It’s okay tell that bitch to create a dildoid-19

Dildoid-19 by baileystrum March 24, 2020

dildoist 

A person who is adept at operating a dildo.

Well he is definitely a superlative dildoist whom you may wish to take an extended vacation with.

dildoist by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

Dildolder 

Dildo holder

Excuse me, have you seen my dildolder? Thank you, please, sorry

Dildolder by DivaParanoya May 15, 2019

dildoing 

1. the act of fucking a vibrator or dildo
2. a pleasure of orgasmic perportions

Is that girl dildoing her hairy pussy?

dildoing by Phew May 5, 2004