Internet-language for died

Often used in the comments on sites like 9gag, when the post is about someone who did something dangerous and could have severely hurt themselves. Frequently, when someone uses "died", he will instantly be corrected to dieded"

May also be extended to "diededed" or even longer and more exaggerated forms.

(someone does a backflip and fails, a video of that gets poster as a gif on 9gag)

Comment #1: Did he die?
Comment #2: *diededed
Comment #3: *diededdeathdedded
etc.

dieded by Makesaeri March 13, 2015

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Dilted

To get roasted or owned in the most disrespectful way.

This man just got dilted!

Dilted by Chan the Man Yeet February 6, 2023

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getting dilled

When a guy receives double penetration from two women wearing strap-ons.

Guy 1: Did you see those girls that Dan went home with last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was probably just getting dilled.
Guy 1: Haha! Yeah what a pussy!

getting dilled by dirty_bronson December 5, 2010

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dildew

liquid left on sex toys after use

Carla's vibrator was coverd in dildew after her masterbation sesion.

dildew by cookieman April 25, 2004

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dilden

The proper pluralization of dildo, as opposed to dildos.

She utilized many dilden during her performance of The Aristocrats.

dilden by Moon Daddy February 28, 2008

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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