Security

A state of being which, according to reputable sources, is threatened by The Labour Party. This state applies to our nation, our economy, and your family.

"The Labour Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security." - Every Conservative to appear in the media since 12/09/2015

by redmears October 28, 2015

Security

That which usually decreases the progression of humanity as it usually prevents people from making a positive impact on the world around them.

Security is the enemy of progress.

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

security

Something that is foreign to Microsoft.

Microsoft's Internet Explorer has hundreds of security flaws.

by Qbert July 31, 2004

Secure

Secure is the next stage up from safe .(see safe) It is safer than safe so it is secure.

'fuckin secure mate'

by wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooo September 15, 2005

secure

to control a girl when they are whining on a man

e.g boy: will you be able to secure her boy: yeah I can handle her

if I dance on you can you secure me? yh I can secure you

by OMGLOOK@MYBUTT June 30, 2015

securer

A much shorter and better mouth-feeling way of saying 'more secure'.

"This is securer than that."

by leftiger March 14, 2019

secure

1. To fasten, or hold down

2. To protect

1. I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex

2. Secure the fort!

by shane February 13, 2004