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dildocake 

1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult
She needs to wash that dildo! It smells like a harbor and that cake is as think as my birthday cake was!

Get out of my way Dildocake!
dildocake by probie November 15, 2005
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Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.
Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!
dildock by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006
Related Words

dildockery 

stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!
dildockery by brendan mc July 16, 2008

dildoface 

A face resembling that of a dildo or sex toy; cockface. Usually negative.
That teacher who failed me is such a dildoface.
dildoface by Bob Dole March 26, 2003
Performing karaoke with a dildo as a microphone.
She performed dildoke to the song , Filthy by Justin Timberlake.
dildoke by liloutrageous May 30, 2018

dildockery 

I cannot stand any more of your dildockery!
dildockery by brendan mc July 29, 2008

dildobate 

Well, quite basically a shorter way of saying 'masturbating with a dildo'.
Don't ask what we were talking about when we made up this word.
person 1 - OMG i just saw a chick in a video dildobate with the biggest one i've ever seen....
person 2 - what's dildobating?
person 3 - bating dildos, stupid
person 1 - no, you're both stupid, it's masturbating with a dildo.
person 2 - oh. i knew that.
dildobate by JessyJeebs February 12, 2010
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