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The rare, hypothetical, or humorous term for death resulting directly or indirectly from the use of a dildo.
Death by dildocide
Dildocide by Bodhi and Malaysia August 1, 2026
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The rare, hypothetical, or humorous term for death resulting directly or indirectly from the use of a dildo.
Death by dildocide.
Dildocide by Bodhi and Malaysia August 1, 2026

dildocio 

The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos
This feat of dildocio is worthy of The Donaldo.

Oh, the dildacity!
dildocio by mahatmaKaneJeeves August 16, 2012
Word of the Day on February 26, 2017
A person who posesses all of the characteristics of a dildo but none of the usefulness.
Colin Powell is sort of okay but Donald Rumsfeld is a real dildoid.
Dildoid by SofaShark November 17, 2003

Dildolder 

Dildo holder
Excuse me, have you seen my dildolder? Thank you, please, sorry
Dildolder by DivaParanoya May 15, 2019

dildocake 

1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult
She needs to wash that dildo! It smells like a harbor and that cake is as think as my birthday cake was!

Get out of my way Dildocake!
dildocake by probie November 15, 2005
A new invention that is an Android phone that can be used for cell phone use, texting use and most importantly Dildo use. It's water and sperm proof so you can get your jollies in or out of water.
Guy #1 "Hey have you tried the Dildoid?" Guy#2 "Ya the reception is bad but the Dildo works fine!"
Dildoid by DeadNode July 6, 2011
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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