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Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.

Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!
by ultimate_agp October 16, 2006
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2
Whimsical portmanteau of the words "dildo" and "cock". Used commonly as an insult or friendly soubriquet.
Tim: "Hey where'd you put the beer"
John: "In the fridge, where else? You fucking dildock!"
by cds333 November 20, 2014
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