dildocals 

Person on Twitter

Has much humour and is overall a very sympathetic person

Person A: ,,Did you heard of dildocals?!"
Person B: ,,The person on Twitter?"
Person A: ,,Yes they're so cool!!"

dildocals by f4mousl4stw0rds August 28, 2022

Dildoblaster

One who forces a dildo into the anal cavity of them self or other type of life form.

Used as an insult to offend another being.

Chris is such a Dildoblaster.

Dildoblaster by Sir SiphiluS August 5, 2008

dildocake 

1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult

She needs to wash that dildo! It smells like a harbor and that cake is as think as my birthday cake was!

Get out of my way Dildocake!

dildocake by probie November 15, 2005

dildonasaurus 

a friend acting like a giant dildo

dude everything sucks this sucks you suck.stop being a dildonasaurus

dildonasaurus by Isiaiah October 25, 2007

Goofiano Dildonaldo 

It is the name of a mystical creature from the oily lands of the Camel League.

A renowned tap in merchant and a penalty machine, he is known to assault children and is an enemy to all chairs and teachers.

Scientist 1: Did you hear of the rare creature discovered today?
Scientist 2: Yeah, I heard of Goofiano Dildonaldo

Goofiano Dildonaldo by Assiano Cocknaldo Lover April 27, 2023

Dildotastic 

an adjective use to describe something that is worth using a dildo over.

Jock 1: "Hey, the cheerleaders just learned how to do a sexy dance!"

Jock 2: "That's dildotastic"

Dildotastic by Kelaina September 5, 2009

dildocam 

A small, poor quality camera. Often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. Photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.

Oh hai, I love photography and I plan on going to an art institute to show off the skills I have. Do you think pictures I take with my dildocam will make it? They're blurry but I managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.

dildocam by ashleymalicious July 6, 2010