dildocals
Person A: ,,Did you heard of dildocals?!"
Person B: ,,The person on Twitter?"
Person A: ,,Yes they're so cool!!"
Person B: ,,The person on Twitter?"
Person A: ,,Yes they're so cool!!"
dildocals by f4mousl4stw0rds August 28, 2022
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Dildoblaster
One who forces a dildo into the anal cavity of them self or other type of life form.
Used as an insult to offend another being.
Used as an insult to offend another being.
Dildoblaster by Sir SiphiluS August 5, 2008
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dildocake
1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult
2) A generic insult
dildonasaurus
dildonasaurus by Isiaiah October 25, 2007
Goofiano Dildonaldo
It is the name of a mystical creature from the oily lands of the Camel League.
A renowned tap in merchant and a penalty machine, he is known to assault children and is an enemy to all chairs and teachers.
A renowned tap in merchant and a penalty machine, he is known to assault children and is an enemy to all chairs and teachers.
Scientist 1: Did you hear of the rare creature discovered today?
Scientist 2: Yeah, I heard of Goofiano Dildonaldo
Scientist 2: Yeah, I heard of Goofiano Dildonaldo
Goofiano Dildonaldo by Assiano Cocknaldo Lover April 27, 2023
Dildotastic
Dildotastic by Kelaina September 5, 2009
dildocam
A small, poor quality camera. Often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. Photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.
Oh hai, I love photography and I plan on going to an art institute to show off the skills I have. Do you think pictures I take with my dildocam will make it? They're blurry but I managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.
dildocam by ashleymalicious July 6, 2010
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