Definitions by probie

dildocake 

1) The crust that forms around a dildo if it has not been cleaned. This can vary from a yellowish, fish scented cake to a brown, moldy shit scented cake.
2) A generic insult

She needs to wash that dildo! It smells like a harbor and that cake is as think as my birthday cake was!

Get out of my way Dildocake!

dildocake by probie November 15, 2005

fuckburglar 

1) A fuck stealer
2) Someone who is the biggest fuck in a group
3) MFR

He's a fuckburglar. He'll steal anything that isn't nailed down.

fuckburglar by Probie August 19, 2003