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cockface by 1 of those cocks. December 18, 2005
cockface
1.) Rosalee is a cockface as she likes penis lobbed in her trap, she also likes it in the turd cuttah but that's not important right now.
Mike likes to play throat yogurt mania in the bathroom of the local rest stop, hence forth mike is cockface.
Rosalee likes playing pin the cock to her forehead at her father's annual rainbow party, she also likes an occasional donkey punch but once again, that's not important right now.
2.)Vladimir is a cockface he smells like a fucking sewer, he wears the same clothes for 5 days straight and he's mean.
Pete slapped Sean in the mouth with his cock, sans permission. This would make Pete a "cockface" for unauthorized forced oral sodomy and running in a parallel effort this would make Sean a "cockface" for having a cock come into contact with his facial region .
Mike likes to play throat yogurt mania in the bathroom of the local rest stop, hence forth mike is cockface.
Rosalee likes playing pin the cock to her forehead at her father's annual rainbow party, she also likes an occasional donkey punch but once again, that's not important right now.
2.)Vladimir is a cockface he smells like a fucking sewer, he wears the same clothes for 5 days straight and he's mean.
Pete slapped Sean in the mouth with his cock, sans permission. This would make Pete a "cockface" for unauthorized forced oral sodomy and running in a parallel effort this would make Sean a "cockface" for having a cock come into contact with his facial region .
cockface by Scooter McScooter February 19, 2009
cockface
cockface by Mario - Mar September 21, 2005
cockface
A Quote from the Trey Parker and Matt Stone classic Film "Team America " The term Cockface means someone who is a Tool or a Douchebag or Smartass.
cockface by N andreson December 30, 2005