digitus
A disease that debilitates you of all eliteness and heterophobia you have
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digitus impudicus
{The finger]; a gesture using the middle finger to simulate a penis, and the remaining finger, testicles. From the Latin.
After popping a surprise quiz on us, the Latin master displayed a digitus impudicus, hopped into his MG, and peeled off to bugger the boys' choir
digitus impudicus by cornholio October 11, 2003
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digitus penetro auricles
Latin name for a psychological disorder in which the person is obsessed with sticking their fingers into strangers ears at all costs. A debilitating disease which sometimes leads to insomnia if the afflicted does not stick their finger in someones ear at least once a day
People with 'digitus penetro auricles' are sometimes mocked and misunderstood. Often reffered to as an 'ear rapist' in english or 'violador de orejas' in spanish
digitus penetro auricles by auditoration December 9, 2008
Non-digitus extractus
I acknowledge that it's taking longer than you expected but the powers-that-be have been struck down by a rare case of Non-digitus extractus.
Non-digitus extractus by Piemanius March 7, 2009
pickus digitus
The fairly common act exhibited by someone when nervous, worried or scared about a situation. Symptoms involve the removal of skin from around the nail area of a finger(s) - either using fingers or teeth.
Joey: I don't know wot you're worried about man, I mean you studied hard for that exam - I don't get why you need to pickus digitus.
Rick: Yeah you're right, but it's this bad habit I got.
Rick: Yeah you're right, but it's this bad habit I got.
pickus digitus by sixxon December 30, 2008
6 Digits
Horny guy 1: Hey, any good 6 digits you got for me?
Horny guy 2: Yeah, check out 701611. Its good.
Horny guy 1: Thanks man.
Horny guy 2: Yeah, check out 701611. Its good.
Horny guy 1: Thanks man.
6 Digits by jizzlewonker March 1, 2021
checking the digits
Aristotle: "Why is Socrates looking at his fingers?"
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."
checking the digits by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010
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