Dicitus
Everyone in the department has contracted Dicitus and subsequently Waterstones has sold out dictionaries
Dicitus by TheConcernedHypochondriac May 23, 2003
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Pencilius Dickitus
Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.
Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.
Pencilius Dickitus by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007
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digitus impudicus
{The finger]; a gesture using the middle finger to simulate a penis, and the remaining finger, testicles. From the Latin.
After popping a surprise quiz on us, the Latin master displayed a digitus impudicus, hopped into his MG, and peeled off to bugger the boys' choir
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digitus penetro auricles
Latin name for a psychological disorder in which the person is obsessed with sticking their fingers into strangers ears at all costs. A debilitating disease which sometimes leads to insomnia if the afflicted does not stick their finger in someones ear at least once a day
People with 'digitus penetro auricles' are sometimes mocked and misunderstood. Often reffered to as an 'ear rapist' in english or 'violador de orejas' in spanish
digitus penetro auricles by auditoration December 9, 2008
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