Dicitus 

A condition where the sufferer uncontrollably refers to dictionary definitions of words they use.

Everyone in the department has contracted Dicitus and subsequently Waterstones has sold out dictionaries

Dicitus by TheConcernedHypochondriac May 23, 2003

Pencilius Dickitus 

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

Pencilius Dickitus by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Non-digitus extractus 

Latin
Failure to pull your finger out.

I acknowledge that it's taking longer than you expected but the powers-that-be have been struck down by a rare case of Non-digitus extractus.

Non-digitus extractus by Piemanius March 7, 2009

digitus impudicus 

{The finger]; a gesture using the middle finger to simulate a penis, and the remaining finger, testicles. From the Latin.

After popping a surprise quiz on us, the Latin master displayed a digitus impudicus, hopped into his MG, and peeled off to bugger the boys' choir

digitus impudicus by cornholio October 11, 2003

Dicktusiotis 

a pet or soft toy that kids use it’s a custom dinosaur

Wow that girls got a dicktusiotis I’m so jelous mum can I have one

Dicktusiotis by The ToyMaster200 February 1, 2019

digitus penetro auricles 

Latin name for a psychological disorder in which the person is obsessed with sticking their fingers into strangers ears at all costs. A debilitating disease which sometimes leads to insomnia if the afflicted does not stick their finger in someones ear at least once a day

People with 'digitus penetro auricles' are sometimes mocked and misunderstood. Often reffered to as an 'ear rapist' in english or 'violador de orejas' in spanish

digitus penetro auricles by auditoration December 9, 2008

dickitus 

When a man has his "special moment to himself"; masturbation

Tommy was masturbating in this restroom. His dickitus lasted two hours.

dickitus by dubbz2801o3 November 22, 2015