Either someone you live with or a guest in your shared house that regularly and consistently steals everyone elses essentials - like bread, milk, toothpaste, toilet paper, shampoo etc, without ever re-paying or replacing.
Steve: Hey d'ya mind if my buddy Craig comes to stay a while?
Greg: No way man. Last time that guy stayed it cost me a fortune, he's a friggin' sential thief!
Greg: No way man. Last time that guy stayed it cost me a fortune, he's a friggin' sential thief!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the sential thief mug.Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?
Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!
Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!
Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the bollock eyes mug.Person 1: That guy is such a fucking muppet!
Person 2: Yeah I know, he acheived muppethood last week.
Person 2: Prick!
Old English saying: "George W Bush acheived muppethood the day he was born"
Person 2: Yeah I know, he acheived muppethood last week.
Person 2: Prick!
Old English saying: "George W Bush acheived muppethood the day he was born"
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the muppethood mug.Brainwashed human (typically from the Western hemisphere) that believes that they cannot live without the trappings of western life. Eg: they will exhibit extremely neurotic behaviour if they are ever without their mobile-phone, television, gameboy, i-pod, fast-food, car, make-up etc.
Extra Terrestrial 1: These humans are funny creatures - they could live in perfect harmony with their planet but instead they choose to create systems and structures that become huge distractions from the truth.
ET 2: Yes, then they become addicted to that which they have created. I think that makes them system addicts just like the now extinct Grippolians.
ET 2: Yes, then they become addicted to that which they have created. I think that makes them system addicts just like the now extinct Grippolians.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the system addict mug.When using the words "cock" or "prick" singularly are just not strong enough to describe how utterly stupid somebody is.
Person 1: Hey, did you about Dedrick, he got caught trying to break into the White House in broad daylight while wearing his "I'm a terrorist" t-shirt.
Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!
Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!
Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!
Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the cock-prick mug.An exclamation of upset or calamity, though normally associated with the disbelief of a situation (slightly humourous). A little stronger than "good grief" but nowhere near as strong and a lot more humourous than "shit" or "fuck it".
For the 3rd time that morning Ricky dropped his toast & marmalade on the kitchen floor and once again it landed marmalade side down - "Taylor grief", he muttered to himself.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the taylor grief mug.Person 1: Man, I wet myself 'cos that was absolutely hilarious!
Person 2: What! I shitted, pissed and puked up on myself because that was more than hilarious, it was hiladrious!!
Person 2: What! I shitted, pissed and puked up on myself because that was more than hilarious, it was hiladrious!!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the hiladrious mug.