sixxon's definitions

cock-prick

When using the words "cock" or "prick" singularly are just not strong enough to describe how utterly stupid somebody is.

Person 1: Hey, did you about Dedrick, he got caught trying to break into the White House in broad daylight while wearing his "I'm a terrorist" t-shirt.

Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!

Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

system addict

Brainwashed human (typically from the Western hemisphere) that believes that they cannot live without the trappings of western life. Eg: they will exhibit extremely neurotic behaviour if they are ever without their mobile-phone, television, gameboy, i-pod, fast-food, car, make-up etc.

Extra Terrestrial 1: These humans are funny creatures - they could live in perfect harmony with their planet but instead they choose to create systems and structures that become huge distractions from the truth.

ET 2: Yes, then they become addicted to that which they have created. I think that makes them system addicts just like the now extinct Grippolians.

by sixxon December 30, 2008

hiladrious

When something is substantially more funny than hilarious.

Person 1: Man, I wet myself 'cos that was absolutely hilarious!

Person 2: What! I shitted, pissed and puked up on myself because that was more than hilarious, it was hiladrious!!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

fridge-jack

To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.

Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?

Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.

Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?

Matt: Yeah.

by sixxon December 30, 2008

Doppler shit

The annoying situation of trying to shit in a public lavatory which suddenly becomes busy with people. Effort is made to shit as quietly as possible but failure to do so leads to a loud embarassing splash which is clearly heard by all. So named after the "Doppler effect", whereby a moving object emanating sound, changes pitch as it's distance to the subject listening increases/decreases.

(1) Man(upon rejoining his wife): Honey, I'm so embarassed - do you think they're all looking at me 'cos they know it was me that Doppler shitted?

(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.

by sixxon December 30, 2008

muppethood

The state acheived by one who is stupid often and on a regular basis.

Person 1: That guy is such a fucking muppet!
Person 2: Yeah I know, he acheived muppethood last week.
Person 2: Prick!

Old English saying: "George W Bush acheived muppethood the day he was born"

by sixxon December 30, 2008

blockshit

Term commonly used when the term shit is just not strong enough. Derives from the fact that a block of shit is much denser, thicker and heavier than a normal piece of shit.

Mick: Oi John, 'ave you heard that new tune by Jennifer Lopez, i thought it was total shit.

John: Yeah me too, in fact I thought it was fucking blockshit!

by sixxon December 30, 2008