Definitions by sixxon
cock-prick
When using the words "cock" or "prick" singularly are just not strong enough to describe how utterly stupid somebody is.
Person 1: Hey, did you about Dedrick, he got caught trying to break into the White House in broad daylight while wearing his "I'm a terrorist" t-shirt.
Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!
Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!
Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!
Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!
cock-prick by sixxon December 30, 2008
taylor grief
An exclamation of upset or calamity, though normally associated with the disbelief of a situation (slightly humourous). A little stronger than "good grief" but nowhere near as strong and a lot more humourous than "shit" or "fuck it".
For the 3rd time that morning Ricky dropped his toast & marmalade on the kitchen floor and once again it landed marmalade side down - "Taylor grief", he muttered to himself.
taylor grief by sixxon December 30, 2008
muppethood
Person 1: That guy is such a fucking muppet!
Person 2: Yeah I know, he acheived muppethood last week.
Person 2: Prick!
Old English saying: "George W Bush acheived muppethood the day he was born"
Person 2: Yeah I know, he acheived muppethood last week.
Person 2: Prick!
Old English saying: "George W Bush acheived muppethood the day he was born"
muppethood by sixxon December 30, 2008
bollock eyes
Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?
Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!
Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!
Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
bollock eyes by sixxon December 30, 2008
system addict
Brainwashed human (typically from the Western hemisphere) that believes that they cannot live without the trappings of western life. Eg: they will exhibit extremely neurotic behaviour if they are ever without their mobile-phone, television, gameboy, i-pod, fast-food, car, make-up etc.
Extra Terrestrial 1: These humans are funny creatures - they could live in perfect harmony with their planet but instead they choose to create systems and structures that become huge distractions from the truth.
ET 2: Yes, then they become addicted to that which they have created. I think that makes them system addicts just like the now extinct Grippolians.
ET 2: Yes, then they become addicted to that which they have created. I think that makes them system addicts just like the now extinct Grippolians.
system addict by sixxon December 30, 2008
ratsinger
Common term used to describe a typical singing contestant on any reality television talent contest show, such as Pop Idol.
Dec: Hey, wot ya doin on Saturday night?
Ant: Fuck all, so I'll probably end up watching TV - that Pop Idol shit is on.
Dec: Oh yeah, I don't know how you can sit through that fucking bullshit - they're all a bunch of talentless fucks.
Ant: I know, you're right, they're all a bunch of fucking ratsingers but I like watching it anyway.
Dec: Prick!
Ant: Fuck all, so I'll probably end up watching TV - that Pop Idol shit is on.
Dec: Oh yeah, I don't know how you can sit through that fucking bullshit - they're all a bunch of talentless fucks.
Ant: I know, you're right, they're all a bunch of fucking ratsingers but I like watching it anyway.
Dec: Prick!