sixxon's definitions
Either someone you live with or a guest in your shared house that regularly and consistently steals everyone elses essentials - like bread, milk, toothpaste, toilet paper, shampoo etc, without ever re-paying or replacing.
Steve: Hey d'ya mind if my buddy Craig comes to stay a while?
Greg: No way man. Last time that guy stayed it cost me a fortune, he's a friggin' sential thief!
Greg: No way man. Last time that guy stayed it cost me a fortune, he's a friggin' sential thief!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the sential thiefmug. Person 1: Man, I wet myself 'cos that was absolutely hilarious!
Person 2: What! I shitted, pissed and puked up on myself because that was more than hilarious, it was hiladrious!!
Person 2: What! I shitted, pissed and puked up on myself because that was more than hilarious, it was hiladrious!!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the hiladriousmug. Common term used to describe a typical singing contestant on any reality television talent contest show, such as Pop Idol.
Dec: Hey, wot ya doin on Saturday night?
Ant: Fuck all, so I'll probably end up watching TV - that Pop Idol shit is on.
Dec: Oh yeah, I don't know how you can sit through that fucking bullshit - they're all a bunch of talentless fucks.
Ant: I know, you're right, they're all a bunch of fucking ratsingers but I like watching it anyway.
Dec: Prick!
Ant: Fuck all, so I'll probably end up watching TV - that Pop Idol shit is on.
Dec: Oh yeah, I don't know how you can sit through that fucking bullshit - they're all a bunch of talentless fucks.
Ant: I know, you're right, they're all a bunch of fucking ratsingers but I like watching it anyway.
Dec: Prick!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the ratsingermug. Person 1: You know I went out with her because I felt sorry for her being pig-ugly but I bet you didn't know that I used to do her homework as well 'cos she was so thick!
Person 2: Shit, so you mean she was a total ratfish then?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Shit, so you mean she was a total ratfish then?
Person 1: Yeah.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the ratfishmug. The annoying situation of trying to shit in a public lavatory which suddenly becomes busy with people. Effort is made to shit as quietly as possible but failure to do so leads to a loud embarassing splash which is clearly heard by all. So named after the "Doppler effect", whereby a moving object emanating sound, changes pitch as it's distance to the subject listening increases/decreases.
(1) Man(upon rejoining his wife): Honey, I'm so embarassed - do you think they're all looking at me 'cos they know it was me that Doppler shitted?
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the Doppler shitmug. To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.
Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?
Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.
Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?
Matt: Yeah.
Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.
Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?
Matt: Yeah.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the fridge-jackmug. Term commonly used when the term shit is just not strong enough. Derives from the fact that a block of shit is much denser, thicker and heavier than a normal piece of shit.
Mick: Oi John, 'ave you heard that new tune by Jennifer Lopez, i thought it was total shit.
John: Yeah me too, in fact I thought it was fucking blockshit!
John: Yeah me too, in fact I thought it was fucking blockshit!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
Get the blockshitmug.