To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.
Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?
Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.
Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?
Matt: Yeah.
Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.
Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?
Matt: Yeah.
by sixxon June 19, 2007
Brainwashed human (typically from the Western hemisphere) that believes that they cannot live without the trappings of western life. Eg: they will exhibit extremely neurotic behaviour if they are ever without their mobile-phone, television, gameboy, i-pod, fast-food, car, make-up etc.
Extra Terrestrial 1: These humans are funny creatures - they could live in perfect harmony with their planet but instead they choose to create systems and structures that become huge distractions from the truth.
ET 2: Yes, then they become addicted to that which they have created. I think that makes them system addicts just like the now extinct Grippolians.
ET 2: Yes, then they become addicted to that which they have created. I think that makes them system addicts just like the now extinct Grippolians.
by sixxon June 18, 2007
Common term used to describe a typical singing contestant on any reality television talent contest show, such as Pop Idol.
Dec: Hey, wot ya doin on Saturday night?
Ant: Fuck all, so I'll probably end up watching TV - that Pop Idol shit is on.
Dec: Oh yeah, I don't know how you can sit through that fucking bullshit - they're all a bunch of talentless fucks.
Ant: I know, you're right, they're all a bunch of fucking ratsingers but I like watching it anyway.
Dec: Prick!
Ant: Fuck all, so I'll probably end up watching TV - that Pop Idol shit is on.
Dec: Oh yeah, I don't know how you can sit through that fucking bullshit - they're all a bunch of talentless fucks.
Ant: I know, you're right, they're all a bunch of fucking ratsingers but I like watching it anyway.
Dec: Prick!
by sixxon June 18, 2007
Person 1: That guy is such a fucking muppet!
Person 2: Yeah I know, he acheived muppethood last week.
Person 2: Prick!
Old English saying: "George W Bush acheived muppethood the day he was born"
Person 2: Yeah I know, he acheived muppethood last week.
Person 2: Prick!
Old English saying: "George W Bush acheived muppethood the day he was born"
by sixxon June 18, 2007
The annoying situation of trying to shit in a public lavatory which suddenly becomes busy with people. Effort is made to shit as quietly as possible but failure to do so leads to a loud embarassing splash which is clearly heard by all. So named after the "Doppler effect", whereby a moving object emanating sound, changes pitch as it's distance to the subject listening increases/decreases.
(1) Man(upon rejoining his wife): Honey, I'm so embarassed - do you think they're all looking at me 'cos they know it was me that Doppler shitted?
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
by sixxon June 18, 2007
Either someone you live with or a guest in your shared house that regularly and consistently steals everyone elses essentials - like bread, milk, toothpaste, toilet paper, shampoo etc, without ever re-paying or replacing.
Steve: Hey d'ya mind if my buddy Craig comes to stay a while?
Greg: No way man. Last time that guy stayed it cost me a fortune, he's a friggin' sential thief!
Greg: No way man. Last time that guy stayed it cost me a fortune, he's a friggin' sential thief!
by sixxon June 19, 2007
Person 1: You know I went out with her because I felt sorry for her being pig-ugly but I bet you didn't know that I used to do her homework as well 'cos she was so thick!
Person 2: Shit, so you mean she was a total ratfish then?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Shit, so you mean she was a total ratfish then?
Person 1: Yeah.
by sixxon June 18, 2007