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diggfucked 

When a server goes down after hitting the front page of Digg.
"That server was diggfucked so fast the duggmirror didn't even catch it."
diggfucked by disparue December 8, 2006

Dirtfucker 

DirtFucker

The invention of the word "Dirtfucker" was an attempt to create a more definitive expletive noun to give more character to the word "fuck", which can also be used as verb, as in, "That Dirtfuckin' Bastard...!" A "Dirtfucker" is someone so low down and dirty that they enjoy, regularly engage in and often fantasize at great length about having prolonged, multi-positioned, animalistic intercourse with common, everyday dirt, specifically where someone disrobes, lays upon the flat earth and copulates indiscriminately with any and all types of loose or packed soil at his disposal. It is generally not used as an expletive to communicate hate or anger, but rather mild to moderate disgust or derision, mostly in jest, about a peer's odd or abnormal behavior or to communicate light-hearted disappointment or disapproval of an inconsequential act he or she may have made, although, due to the physical limitations of such an act, female "dirtfuckers" are rare. There is a reason this word was called into being, though. Depending where you grew up and the vernacular of the area, the word "fuck" can have many uses, but while some are too soft, others can be too caustic. To call someone a "Fuck" can have impact, but can be too vague for some situations, while calling someone a "Fucker" can not only seem silly, but almost sounds like a compliment on occasion. On the other end of the spectrum, calling someone a "Motherfucker" is quite specific and descriptive, but can be too intense sometimes to be used as a casual jibe. However, calling someone a "Dirtfucker" has just enough descriptiveness, imagination and imagery to add new verve and spice to the overused and stale word "fuck" without being too vague, flaccid or being too powerful an insult or taunt. Etymology of the word originates from the Finger Lakes/Rochester area of upstate New York and came into popular usage in the region from the late Eighties on (Note to editors: This term really is semi-popular in the region and I truly feel it should be added to your site. Please take that into consideration when you decide. Plus, there already is a “Dirt Fucker” definition on your site, so…). Whether or not this word has been copyrighted is still a matter of contention, but the supposed author is said to not only have invented the word, but was also was the self styled model for it's creation, so no one's really worried. It’s most celebrated and well known usage of the word is too much of a national slur and, I’m hoping, was the reason why my first draft was rejected, so, while I cannot specifically name the country, it is still widely used as the go-to description for the region. Hey, aside from the fact that they ARE, they also have some of the finest, richest and most titillating dirt in the known world... If you can guess what country in this hemisphere is best known for its dirt, you win the prize.
"Johnny not only stole my car, but used it as a toilet when he was done. What a Dirtfucker..."
Dirtfucker by ZStar930 August 25, 2009

Digifunk 

A terrible aroma that originated from the programmers of the private college 'Digipen' . Lack of hygiene from the programmers led to a school wide 'shower mandate', which required the whole school to sign off that they will shower with soap at least three time a week.
"The smell of the Digifunk is really strong on the third floor where the Programmers work!"
Digifunk by 1800portajohns May 16, 2023

diggfucked 

Fucked by digg. The enormous amounts of HTTP requests coming from a high-traffic website to a site unaccustomed to it will sometimes completely bork the server. This usually happens to web servers unfortunate enough to make it to the front page.
Wow, diggfucked after only 50 diggs. That server is weak.
diggfucked by Vinnie Fiorello December 8, 2006

digisucks 

Matt: I like Digimon. It Digirocks!
Shawn: No it Digisucks. Snap.
digisucks by Oaksey September 19, 2007

Digitfucker 

A man working within the IT industry, deeply passionate about his job, but somewhat lacking in the ability to attract not one, not two, but four attractive ladies from other company departments to the table at company social events
Beautiful, charming Woman would never want to sit with a bunch of digitfuckers like us...
Digitfucker by Not-a-digitfucker December 13, 2017