Fucked by digg. The enormous amounts of HTTP requests coming from a high-traffic website to a site unaccustomed to it will sometimes completely bork the server. This usually happens to web servers unfortunate enough to make it to the front page.
Wow, diggfucked after only 50 diggs. That server is weak.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'