diffuckit 

Something too difficult that you just say "fuck it!" and give up.

Too diffuckit, I'm outtahere.

diffuckit by evilfux0r June 1, 2011

dimfuckistan 

A very cold and dark federal prison, especially designed for the dim 1/6 terrorists who attempted -- and failed -- a coup on the United States of America, all in the name of their orange neon god.

"Traitors! All aboard the prison bus to Dimfuckistan for your cot and three hots -- food loaf every day, every meal! Wowza, Wowza!"

dimfuckistan by Bugszy January 8, 2021

Dogfuckitis 

noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night

Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell

Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.

1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like

dogfuckitis in here."

Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get

the fuck out!"

2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him

and a Labrador...

3) Why is there sadness in the world?

Because you have dogfuckitis...

Dogfuckitis by dancesinblood1 October 18, 2011

Difficlit 

This adjective has a two meanings. It is a combination of the words difficult and clit

1) A girl that is hard to get to sleep with you and or teases.

2) A girl that always has a problem with something and stops everyone from having a good time.

Dude, she's so hot but I can't get her to sleep with me, what a difficlit girl.

Why does she have to be so difficlit? Everyone just wants to have a good time and party.

Difficlit by Robb Deep February 11, 2009

disfucktional

When a couple, usually from Covington, feels the need to require domestic violence, or unnecessary drama, as a part of their normal sex life.

A disfucktional couple will start a fight with their mate as a form of fore-play, in order to have make up sex.

disfucktional by two trout January 13, 2010

difficlit 

A woman's pussy, that is hard to get your cock into.

"God, Kate! You have such a difficlit!"

difficlit by AKrock February 8, 2008

dipfuckinshit 

the friend that got you fired

thanks for getting me fired you dipfuckinshit

dipfuckinshit by fidel August 14, 2003