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dimfuckistan 

A very cold and dark federal prison, especially designed for the dim 1/6 terrorists who attempted -- and failed -- a coup on the United States of America, all in the name of their orange neon god.
"Traitors! All aboard the prison bus to Dimfuckistan for your cot and three hots -- food loaf every day, every meal! Wowza, Wowza!"
dimfuckistan by Bugszy January 8, 2021

Dogfuckitis 

noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night

Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell

Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like

dogfuckitis in here."

Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get

the fuck out!"

2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him

and a Labrador...

3) Why is there sadness in the world?

Because you have dogfuckitis...
Dogfuckitis by dancesinblood1 October 18, 2011

Difficlit 

This adjective has a two meanings. It is a combination of the words difficult and clit

1) A girl that is hard to get to sleep with you and or teases.

2) A girl that always has a problem with something and stops everyone from having a good time.
Dude, she's so hot but I can't get her to sleep with me, what a difficlit girl.

Why does she have to be so difficlit? Everyone just wants to have a good time and party.
Difficlit by Robb Deep February 11, 2009

disfucktional

When a couple, usually from Covington, feels the need to require domestic violence, or unnecessary drama, as a part of their normal sex life.
A disfucktional couple will start a fight with their mate as a form of fore-play, in order to have make up sex.
disfucktional by two trout January 13, 2010

difficlit 

A woman's pussy, that is hard to get your cock into.
"God, Kate! You have such a difficlit!"
difficlit by AKrock February 8, 2008

dipfuckinshit 

thanks for getting me fired you dipfuckinshit
dipfuckinshit by fidel August 14, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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