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disafuckingpointment 

When someone or something is hyped up to be a success and falls completely short and sucks major dick.
Man i watched my son at his highschool baseball game, he is such a disafuckingpointment.

u/DeepFuckingValue 

A reddit user who turned $60k in GameStop ($GME) Calls into over 40 million dollars as of 1/27/21. He is an active user on r/WallStreetBets, the subreddit dedicated to sending the stock market until you have extreme returns.

His name can be abbreviated as DFV.
Dude! u/DeepFuckingValue’s GME calls just hit 100 million dollars! 🚀🚀🚀

deepfuckingvalue

Having balls so much bigger than you do that when you kick them in the nuts, you cry.
Example
I'm going to make tendies for my girlfriend's husband because of his level of deepfuckingvalue
deepfuckingvalue by ToadsMcGoads January 27, 2021

u/DeepFuckingValue 

someone that makes an enormous amount of money from the stock market, particularly a stock that is shorted and betted on to go down and be worthless but it turns out to be valuable.
bro 1: wow justin just made over $22 million dollars on that GME stock, he's u/DeepFuckingValue Bro

bro 2: wow he's a god, i need to him to fuck my wife ASAP
u/DeepFuckingValue by pocksocket January 27, 2021

disafuckingpeared 

When a person who used to be your friend disappears for a long period of time
Where the hell did you go, you disafuckingpeared?
disafuckingpeared by L.J.L September 8, 2010

Defuckinglirious 

Someone who is in such a drunken state that they are completely and utterly delirious.
Yeah, that girl last night was so drunk she was rolling on the ground while chanting "AVADA KEDAVRA." Dude, I just sat back and watched her. Defuckinglirious, bro.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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