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When a couple, usually from Covington, feels the need to require domestic violence, or unnecessary drama, as a part of their normal sex life.

A disfucktional couple will start a fight with their mate as a form of fore-play, in order to have make up sex.

disfucktional by two trout January 13, 2010

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DisFucktional

Someone who fails miserably when trying to have sex due to booze, drugs, or nervousness.

Amy said Mike was totally DisFucktional last night after that bottle of Purple Passion.

DisFucktional by I Am The Ax October 5, 2011

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dysfucktional

lacking the ability to deliver in bed

Victor's wife explained to me that Victor was dysfucktional and asked me to sleep with her.

dysfucktional by Victor,IFuckedYourWife December 31, 2008

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disfunctionality

a state of being disfunctional; a personality in a disfunctional state; a personality in which nothing is in order and scattered

She broke her key in the door, locked herself out of the house, got a speeding ticket, and broke up with her boyfriend all in the same day. She definitely has some disfunctionality going on right there.

disfunctionality by tripleTthatsme October 22, 2009

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Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.

A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.

Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior by blashada September 6, 2014

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disfunctional

someone who is known as gardiners or overally emotional alcoholics. with this in mind gardiners tend to drool and spit when they talk, cry over everything or in other cases try to fight the closest object to them!

That kid shaking that sign for no reason seems to be so gardiner(disfunctional)

disfunctional by dobermation January 26, 2009

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Dysfucktional

The state of going one step beyond dysfunctional.

Man, your life has been dysfucktional!

Dysfucktional by uzi416 May 1, 2010

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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