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When a couple, usually from Covington, feels the need to require domestic violence, or unnecessary drama, as a part of their normal sex life.

A disfucktional couple will start a fight with their mate as a form of fore-play, in order to have make up sex.

disfucktional by two trout January 13, 2010

Words you can keep

DisFucktional

Someone who fails miserably when trying to have sex due to booze, drugs, or nervousness.

Amy said Mike was totally DisFucktional last night after that bottle of Purple Passion.

DisFucktional by I Am The Ax October 5, 2011

dysfucktional

lacking the ability to deliver in bed

Victor's wife explained to me that Victor was dysfucktional and asked me to sleep with her.

dysfucktional by Victor,IFuckedYourWife December 31, 2008

disfunctionality

a state of being disfunctional; a personality in a disfunctional state; a personality in which nothing is in order and scattered

She broke her key in the door, locked herself out of the house, got a speeding ticket, and broke up with her boyfriend all in the same day. She definitely has some disfunctionality going on right there.

disfunctionality by tripleTthatsme October 22, 2009

Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.

A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.

Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior by blashada September 6, 2014

disfunctional

someone who is known as gardiners or overally emotional alcoholics. with this in mind gardiners tend to drool and spit when they talk, cry over everything or in other cases try to fight the closest object to them!

That kid shaking that sign for no reason seems to be so gardiner(disfunctional)

disfunctional by dobermation January 26, 2009

Dysfucktional

The state of going one step beyond dysfunctional.

Man, your life has been dysfucktional!

Dysfucktional by uzi416 May 1, 2010

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026