diedon

Diedon is the typical sports guy. He is short and gets quite kinky and teased by girls but also both boys. His biggest problem in life is that he is single but once he finds someone they will be the perfect couple. He loves to joke, even if it sometimes goes a little excessive. he is good at saying sorry and can stand for what he has done. He has many friends but there are always some extra close. So Diedon is the typical football guy who loves to joke.

person 1: Have you heard about Diedon
person 2: Yes hes my friend
person 3: Hes my bestfriend

diedon by Ellesie213 May 11, 2022

dindonuffin

Haha, usually a criminal who always says this to the cops when they arrive

Officer: Ok sir we have your dna, your blood and your semen at the crime seen
Brother: Whaaaaa dindonuffin noo dindonuffin, you see these cops being violent and aggressive to me even though I had a gun in my sock jeez didnt do it dindonuffin man c'mon!

dindonuffin by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016

Dildonkulous 

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

dildonian 

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.

Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.

dildonian by littledoo October 23, 2008

dildon't 

what you don't use to masturbate

I didn't walk in on my sister using a dildon't, because she doesn't use one.

dildon't by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

dildoni 

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.

A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.

dildoni by Argle September 23, 2007

DIEUDONNE

Holy last name that mean God Gives

DIEUDONNE

DIEU + DONNE = GOD GIVES

DIEUDONNE by PoeticallySpoken March 7, 2012