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distention 

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.
I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.
distention by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020

dickenthrope 

"a transvestite werewolf; a werewolf that enjoys dressing in drag." noun.
I was attacked by a confused dickenthrope.
dickenthrope by aki December 10, 2004

Zynga-dicted™ 

Zynga-dicted™ (ZIN-guh-DIC-ted), adj., is a de facto trademark of Zynga, Inc. It describes someone who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

see also,

ZyngAddict™ (ZINg-AD-dict), n., a person who is hooked up on Internet Crack, and totally devoid of a life.

Note the adjective has only one "d".
Oh, man, he doesn't work, bathe, or go outside. He must be Zynga-dicted™.

I'm tired of all the ZyngAddicts™ on Facebook. All they do is SPAM that fucking nonsense all over my nice neat wall. I had to ban all those God Damn ZyngAddicts™.

dickentive 

an incentive in the form of a penis. Something a girl wouldn't do other wise unless a hot guy "dick" was going to be present.
I usually don't go out of my way but the dickentive is crazy ... mad hot guys are gonna be there tonite =
dickentive by illo5012 October 11, 2009

dictective 

From (detective)

Somebody who can make an early identification of a dickhead before complete posse infiltration has occurred.
Typically used with the preface "You are not much of a..."
Steve: Hey Stella, who's this douch you brought to Sunday beers?
Stella: I know right, I thought he would be more of a happy drunk.
Steve: Aw shit man, you ain't much of a dictective.
dictective by ladiesman_2I7 November 24, 2009
Dickent {Dik-nt}
-noun

A Student Dickhead.
OMG that guy is such a Dickent!

Wow... that girl was a Dickent!
Dickent by Btmn October 16, 2010