dickentive

an incentive in the form of a penis. Something a girl wouldn't do other wise unless a hot guy "dick" was going to be present.

I usually don't go out of my way but the dickentive is crazy ... mad hot guys are gonna be there tonite =

by illo5012 October 11, 2009

Dicktective

wife who examines husband's genitals carefully and critically, especially for any sign of infidelity.

Dicktective: (wearing magnified glass and getting a noseful of her husband's penis and shaking her head in disbelief.)
Husband: Look .. before you say anything, I haven't washed my cock since we last had anal.

by Dettol February 14, 2012

dicktective

A person (mostly female) scouring a party looking for the most likely guy to bang with the least resistance possible. These are often slutty small-town females who are only moderately attractive, but are used to being the life of the party because every other chick where they come from is ugly and fat. They often are infested with a wide array of STD's and other ailments, emotionally and otherwise...

Brian: Hey Dave what happened with you and Shawna last night? Did you hit?
Dave: Na bro, she was a dicktective, I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole, i.e. my dick...

by Misterperfect February 19, 2010

dickfensive

The trait of being extraordinarily defensive about one's male heterosexuality.

Jerry: Dude, quit clowning. What are you, gay?
Gary: What the fuck! Why the fuck would you ask that?
Jerry: Dude, I'm just kidding. Don't be so dickfensive.

by Thick Juicy Dick May 26, 2008

dictective

From (detective)

Somebody who can make an early identification of a dickhead before complete posse infiltration has occurred.
Typically used with the preface "You are not much of a..."

Steve: Hey Stella, who's this douch you brought to Sunday beers?
Stella: I know right, I thought he would be more of a happy drunk.
Steve: Aw shit man, you ain't much of a dictective.

by ladiesman_2I7 November 24, 2009

Dicktective

The bro who is looking out for his other bros boners to inform them to put that shit away as to not embarrass himself.

Rick: Bro tuck your boner into your waist strap.

Billy: Dude you're being such a dicktective right now.

Rick: Fuck you fatty, I will axe your first born child.

by Jewishboi1996 August 19, 2014

dickencider

Tall handsome young man, mostly an asshole. Loves nature and fat women. Likes to do hood rat shit with his friends from the hollar. Where the nickname "Mr. Steal your girl" came from. Usually has a big weiner, since family oriented in Germany. Easy on the eyes and melts women's hearts. Always makes sure his ladies cum first.

Hey Janet, wouldn't it be cool if I could put my dickencider?

by ralfy big balls January 25, 2017