Dictaphone
A: You'll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the Tube this morning.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.
Dictaphone by JaaagMan November 6, 2012
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Dictaphone
Dictaphone by Mavrick1903 October 21, 2016
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Dictaphone
Is when you are on the phone with your girlfriend or boyfriend ( If you swing that way ) and you slap your dick on the mouthpiece of your mobile phone. This usually makes a loud thumping sound that the other party hears.
Ashley: What is that thumping sound i hear ?
Tim: That is me giving you a dictaphone !
Ashley: Awwwww, Thanks Baby !! I hope you can give me a dictaphone EVERYDAY !!!
Tim: That is me giving you a dictaphone !
Ashley: Awwwww, Thanks Baby !! I hope you can give me a dictaphone EVERYDAY !!!
Dictaphone by TattooedTrash March 22, 2009
Dicktaphone
To put your dick to the telephone speaker when talking to a ladyfriend when she is boring the arse off you about babies or flowers or something else that's all girlyfied.
Dicktaphone is when on the phone to Ann Coulter and she's banging on about politics or crap etc. and you realise you're her husband as your cock falls out of your pants into the reciever.
Dicktaphone by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 12, 2008
urban dictophobe
A person, generally between 5 and 15, who bars themselves of using the Urban Dictionary, as they keep their brains clean of the dirtiness of some definitions.
Dude, I just play club penguin and watch Spongebob. I am an urban dictophobe and I won't even search my name...
urban dictophobe by Dukeoflemonade August 22, 2017
dicktaphone
dicktaphone by anallover56 October 8, 2021
dictaphile
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