dictaphile

1. A lover of dictators.
2. A dictator wannabe.

Deadbeat Donnie is a dictaphile because he licks Putin’s boots.

by Moishe Tannenbaum May 29, 2019

Dickophile

An avid lover of dick.

Most girls like dick, but she is a full on dickophile.

by Nykimeow May 3, 2019

Dictaphone

Idiot who's always on his mobile (cell phone).

A: You'll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the Tube this morning.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.

by JaaagMan November 6, 2012

dataphile

It's a pun on the words 'data' and 'file' usually indicates a person who loves to hoard data or all sorts by bookmarking or saving the same to offline devices.

He is a DataPhile, his browser is on the constant verge of crashing because of the number of tabs open and bookmarks and extensions

by ThatHopkinsLad April 19, 2015

Dictaphone

Standing in the men's room, using one hand to hold the phone, the other to hold your dick.

Lots of dudes using Dictaphone in there!

by Mavrick1903 October 21, 2016

Dictaphone

Is when you are on the phone with your girlfriend or boyfriend ( If you swing that way ) and you slap your dick on the mouthpiece of your mobile phone. This usually makes a loud thumping sound that the other party hears.

Ashley: What is that thumping sound i hear ?
Tim: That is me giving you a dictaphone !
Ashley: Awwwww, Thanks Baby !! I hope you can give me a dictaphone EVERYDAY !!!

by TattooedTrash March 22, 2009

dicaphile

When someone loves dick

Person one: Henderson is such a dicaphile and it shows

by Mickeydickey November 2, 2022