Diaraphone 

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Diaraphone

Diaraphone by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Dictaphone

Idiot who's always on his mobile (cell phone).

A: You'll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the Tube this morning.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.

Dictaphone by JaaagMan November 6, 2012

Dictaphone

Standing in the men's room, using one hand to hold the phone, the other to hold your dick.

Lots of dudes using Dictaphone in there!

Dictaphone by Mavrick1903 October 21, 2016

Dictaphone

Is when you are on the phone with your girlfriend or boyfriend ( If you swing that way ) and you slap your dick on the mouthpiece of your mobile phone. This usually makes a loud thumping sound that the other party hears.

Ashley: What is that thumping sound i hear ?
Tim: That is me giving you a dictaphone !
Ashley: Awwwww, Thanks Baby !! I hope you can give me a dictaphone EVERYDAY !!!

Dictaphone by TattooedTrash March 22, 2009

Diarophone And Dream It Collectibles Need Lotion As Soon As Possible 

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Diarophone And Dream It Collectibles Need Lotion As Soon As Possible

Diarophone And Dream It Collectibles Need Lotion As Soon As Possible by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

dicrophone 

A microphone that sucks dick

Bro i cant hear you with that dumbass dicrophone.

dicrophone by Theyregoated July 19, 2023