JaaagMan's definitions

M5

The Ultimate BMW 5-Series. Supersaloon (sedan) now with a 4.4-litre twin-turbo V8. Better than all uber-saloons. Apart from the Jaaag XFR-S.

"Matt's M5 just owned Dave's E63 AMG"

by JaaagMan January 26, 2013

Dictaphone

Idiot who's always on his mobile (cell phone).

A: You'll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the Tube this morning.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.

by JaaagMan November 6, 2012

Farcical

Bike that makes you look stupid.

"Well, what adult bikes do I have for sale? Just the one - this farcical, perfect for charity fun runs!"

by JaaagMan November 6, 2012

Lackadaisical

A bicycle made for one.

A: I heard your mate broke up with his girlfriend. They were a great cycling team.
B: Yeah, he's heartbroken. He's bought himself a new bike though.
A: What is it?
B: A lackadaisical.

by JaaagMan November 6, 2012

Wheels

A song by the Foo Fighters. Released on their Greatest Hits album.

A: "What's next on the album?"
B: "Wheels"

by JaaagMan October 21, 2012

V10

An internal combustion engine with ten cylinders arranged in a Vee shape.

"What engine does that Carrera GT have?"
"A 5.7-litre V10."
"Sick!"

by JaaagMan August 10, 2012

I5

An internal combustion engine with five cylinders inline.
I = Inline
5 = 5 cylinders

For more information, please see Wikipedia.

Vehicle description:

Manufacturer: Volvo
Model: C30
Registration Number: VO56 LVO
Engine: 2.4D "D5"
Engine layout: I5
Wheels driven: 2
Transmission: M6

Number of owners: 1

by JaaagMan August 10, 2012