JaaagMan's definitions

Farting in church

Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.

Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.

by JaaagMan February 26, 2012

V10

An internal combustion engine with 10 cylinders arranged in a Vee.

1: A: "What engine's that M5 got?"
B: "A 5-litre V10"

2: Vehicle description:

Manufacturer: Volkswagen
Model: Phaeton

Registration Number: DE56 EIN

Engine: 5.0 TDI
Engine layout: V10
Wheels driven: 4

Transmission: A6

Number of owners: 3

by JaaagMan June 30, 2012

Q5

Audi's rival for the Land Rover Freelander/Range Rover Evoque, BMW X3, Mercedes-Benz GLK and VW Tiguan.

It is available with 2.0-litre TFSI four-cylinder and 3.2-litre FSI six-cylinder petrol, 2.0-litre TDI four-cylinder and 3.0-litre TDI six-cylinder diesel engines, either mated to a six-speed manual or a 7-speed S-Tronic dual-clutch gearbox, with (2.0 TFSI 210, 3.2 FSI 250, 2.0 TDI 170, 3.0 TDI 240) or without (2.0 TDI 140) quattro.

"What's that SUV over there?"
"It's an Audi Q5 3.2 FSI."

by JaaagMan May 11, 2012

A7

A slightly more practical A6 from Audi to rival the Mercedes-Benz CLS. A 5-door hatchback (liftback), available with 2.8- (204PS) and 3.0-litre (300PS) six-cylinder petrol engines (the latter being supercharged) and a 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbocharged diesel engine in three states of tune (204PS, 245PS and 315PS), with the most powerful engine having two turbochargers for extra oomph.

A high-performance variant - the S7 - is equipped with a 4.0-litre twin-turbocharged eight-cylinder petrol engine; the same engine in fact, as the second generation Bentley Continental GT.

"Is that a CLS over there?"
"Nope. It's an Audi A7."
"Really? they look similar in profile."

by JaaagMan February 10, 2012

S60

A BMW 3-Series competitor from Volvo. It is available with 1.6- (T4) and 2.0-litre (T5) turbocharged four-cylinder and 3.0-litre (T6) turbocharged six-cylinder petrol engines and 1.6-litre (DRIVe) four-cylinder and 2.0- (D3) and 2.4-litre (D5) five-cylinder turbocharged diesel engines. The T6 and the D5 are available with four-wheel-drive.
The S60 available with either a six-speed manual, a (Ford) six-speed DSG-esque Powershift dual-clutch gearbox (which is, according to UK press articles, better than VW Group's offering) and a six-speed Geartronic automatic.

"What's that car over there?"
"It's an S60 T6."

by JaaagMan February 8, 2012

Neighborhoods

Neighborhoods is the sixth studio album by Blink-182, with 10 tracks (14 on the deluxe edition), and the first since their reunion in 2009.

For more information, see Wikipedia.

"Have you heard Blink's new album?"
"Yeah! Neighborhoods is fantastic!"

by JaaagMan May 17, 2012

I5

An internal combustion engine with five cylinders inline.
I = Inline
5 = 5 cylinders

For more information, please see Wikipedia.

Vehicle description:

Manufacturer: Volvo
Model: C30
Registration Number: VO56 LVO
Engine: 2.4D "D5"
Engine layout: I5
Wheels driven: 2
Transmission: M6

Number of owners: 1

by JaaagMan August 10, 2012