JaaagMan's definitions

Wheels

A song by the Foo Fighters. Released on their Greatest Hits album.

A: "What's next on the album?"
B: "Wheels"

by JaaagMan October 21, 2012

Dictaphone

Idiot who's always on his mobile (cell phone).

A: You'll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the Tube this morning.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.

by JaaagMan November 6, 2012

Farcical

Bike that makes you look stupid.

"Well, what adult bikes do I have for sale? Just the one - this farcical, perfect for charity fun runs!"

by JaaagMan November 6, 2012

Lackadaisical

A bicycle made for one.

A: I heard your mate broke up with his girlfriend. They were a great cycling team.
B: Yeah, he's heartbroken. He's bought himself a new bike though.
A: What is it?
B: A lackadaisical.

by JaaagMan November 6, 2012

M5

The Ultimate BMW 5-Series. Supersaloon (sedan) now with a 4.4-litre twin-turbo V8. Better than all uber-saloons. Apart from the Jaaag XFR-S.

"Matt's M5 just owned Dave's E63 AMG"

by JaaagMan January 26, 2013

V10

An internal combustion engine with 10 cylinders arranged in a Vee.

1: A: "What engine's that M5 got?"
B: "A 5-litre V10"

2: Vehicle description:

Manufacturer: Volkswagen
Model: Phaeton

Registration Number: DE56 EIN

Engine: 5.0 TDI
Engine layout: V10
Wheels driven: 4

Transmission: A6

Number of owners: 3

by JaaagMan June 30, 2012

S60

A BMW 3-Series competitor from Volvo. It is available with 1.6- (T4) and 2.0-litre (T5) turbocharged four-cylinder and 3.0-litre (T6) turbocharged six-cylinder petrol engines and 1.6-litre (DRIVe) four-cylinder and 2.0- (D3) and 2.4-litre (D5) five-cylinder turbocharged diesel engines. The T6 and the D5 are available with four-wheel-drive.
The S60 available with either a six-speed manual, a (Ford) six-speed DSG-esque Powershift dual-clutch gearbox (which is, according to UK press articles, better than VW Group's offering) and a six-speed Geartronic automatic.

"What's that car over there?"
"It's an S60 T6."

by JaaagMan February 8, 2012