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urban dictophobe

A person, generally between 5 and 15, who bars themselves of using the Urban Dictionary, as they keep their brains clean of the dirtiness of some definitions.
Dude, I just play club penguin and watch Spongebob. I am an urban dictophobe and I won't even search my name...
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Dictaphone

Idiot who's always on his mobile (cell phone).
A: You'll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the Tube this morning.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.
Dictaphone by JaaagMan November 6, 2012

Dictaphone

Standing in the men's room, using one hand to hold the phone, the other to hold your dick.
Lots of dudes using Dictaphone in there!
Dictaphone by Mavrick1903 October 21, 2016

Dictaphone

Is when you are on the phone with your girlfriend or boyfriend ( If you swing that way ) and you slap your dick on the mouthpiece of your mobile phone. This usually makes a loud thumping sound that the other party hears.
Ashley: What is that thumping sound i hear ?
Tim: That is me giving you a dictaphone !
Ashley: Awwwww, Thanks Baby !! I hope you can give me a dictaphone EVERYDAY !!!
Dictaphone by TattooedTrash March 22, 2009
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026