Dictraphobe

a dictraphobe is anyone who is scared of a males penis. also prural as dictraphobes; two or more people together who are afraid of a penis.

that girls a dictraphobe, she wouldn't touch my penis.

by Randizzle March 8, 2005

urban dictophobe

A person, generally between 5 and 15, who bars themselves of using the Urban Dictionary, as they keep their brains clean of the dirtiness of some definitions.

Dude, I just play club penguin and watch Spongebob. I am an urban dictophobe and I won't even search my name...

by Dukeoflemonade August 22, 2017

Dictaphone

Idiot who's always on his mobile (cell phone).

A: You'll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the Tube this morning.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.

by JaaagMan November 6, 2012

Dictaphone

Standing in the men's room, using one hand to hold the phone, the other to hold your dick.

Lots of dudes using Dictaphone in there!

by Mavrick1903 October 21, 2016

Dictaphone

Is when you are on the phone with your girlfriend or boyfriend ( If you swing that way ) and you slap your dick on the mouthpiece of your mobile phone. This usually makes a loud thumping sound that the other party hears.

Ashley: What is that thumping sound i hear ?
Tim: That is me giving you a dictaphone !
Ashley: Awwwww, Thanks Baby !! I hope you can give me a dictaphone EVERYDAY !!!

by TattooedTrash March 22, 2009