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Dickpreaching 

The act of self-praise in an argument after making a statement or retort.

Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.

(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)
An example of dickpreaching:

Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”

His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”

Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”

His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”

The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.
Dickpreaching by The Big OOMF April 20, 2021

dickwrecked 

When a female has such great sex with one guy that is makes it impossible to reach orgasm with any other guy, thus ruining sex for her with anyone but the wrecker.
Girl: Steve dickwrecked me last weekend and now I can't get off with Bob.
dickwrecked by Roger 4bit August 1, 2012

Dickwrecker

A girl who is a complete bombshell/smokeshow who breaks your dick off when you simply look at her angelic face and vicious body.
Kim Kardashian is a complete dickwrecker
Dickwrecker by Dom Sausage October 4, 2010

dickstench 

That shit smell found on some people who masturbate excessively.
"Ayo, Ian what the f*** is that?!"

"Idk brah..."

"Aw dam man, u been jacking it again, its f***ing dickstench."
dickstench by YoImFromTheGhetto July 13, 2010
to be a wench to some ones penis.
To be a person that bring beer and other things to someones penis.
"Tom you are such a dickwench!"
"I need a dickwench."
dickwench by nnug February 5, 2008

Dickrancher 

1(noun) A female who has sexual relations with serveral males in a small time period. Side effects are (1) multiple children from multiple male partners (2) dangerously high percentage of contracting STD's (3) being broke with serveral children and complaining about being broke. (4) vagina hangs like sleeve of wizard and contracts foul fishy odor. To help population control and contracting a STD avoid Dickranchers at all cost.
That girl sscrewed 10 guys last month,she's a dickrancher
Dickrancher by Calamityjohn76 July 5, 2012
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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