dickwrench 

a combination of being a dick and a tool at the same time.

Say, eric, you dickwrench, why would u drive my girlfriend to the drunken barn dance, You know your not getting any as a result...dickwrench.

dickwrench by nick voss and gerbs fruscillo December 4, 2006

Dickpreaching 

The act of self-praise in an argument after making a statement or retort.

Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.

(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)

An example of dickpreaching:

Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”

His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”

Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”

His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”

The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.

Dickpreaching by The Big OOMF April 20, 2021

dickwrecked 

When a female has such great sex with one guy that is makes it impossible to reach orgasm with any other guy, thus ruining sex for her with anyone but the wrecker.

Girl: Steve dickwrecked me last weekend and now I can't get off with Bob.

dickwrecked by Roger 4bit August 1, 2012

Dickwrecker

A girl who is a complete bombshell/smokeshow who breaks your dick off when you simply look at her angelic face and vicious body.

Kim Kardashian is a complete dickwrecker

Dickwrecker by Dom Sausage October 4, 2010

dickstench 

That shit smell found on some people who masturbate excessively.

"Ayo, Ian what the f*** is that?!"

"Idk brah..."

"Aw dam man, u been jacking it again, its f***ing dickstench."

dickstench by YoImFromTheGhetto July 13, 2010

dickwench

to be a wench to some ones penis.
To be a person that bring beer and other things to someones penis.

"Tom you are such a dickwench!"
"I need a dickwench."

dickwench by nnug February 5, 2008

Dickrancher 

1(noun) A female who has sexual relations with serveral males in a small time period. Side effects are (1) multiple children from multiple male partners (2) dangerously high percentage of contracting STD's (3) being broke with serveral children and complaining about being broke. (4) vagina hangs like sleeve of wizard and contracts foul fishy odor. To help population control and contracting a STD avoid Dickranchers at all cost.

That girl sscrewed 10 guys last month,she's a dickrancher

Dickrancher by Calamityjohn76 July 5, 2012