The
male individual who has no vested interest in, but is sitting on your
couch, while watching your big screen TV, that has been granted by the courts to your ex wife, who apparently needed the possessions you worked so hard for to survive.
"Dude, what the fuck happened? Why are you sitting on a fold up
chair in this empty ass apartment playing solitaire on a busted ass card table on gameday? Where's all your furniture and TV and shit?"
"The judge gave it all to the
ex because she could never her get her shit together while we were married. Her dickweasel boyfriend is kicking back in my leather recliner watching
the game in HD, grilling some ribs on my stainless steel grill."