dickweasle 

A little homo faggot who finds his way into the anal cavity of a guy, causing much pleasure for the homo gay partner.

Launch the dickweasle Lee.
A shit that fugga in my anus again!

dickweasle by Timmay W May 11, 2003

Dickweasel 

A person whose attitude and manner of being is both being rude and not trustworthy

Did you here what Jason was saying earlier?

Yeah he's a real dickweasel!

Dickweasel by NocMedic February 11, 2014

dickwasher 

n: Refers to a person's mouth.

Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.

dickwasher by Scott Free May 30, 2006

Urban Dicktease 

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.

Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!

Urban Dicktease by dstyguy December 30, 2011

dicktease 

One who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and/or gratification thereby, with no intention of granting the aforementioned.

Michele, the Mormon with very ample breasteses, sat on my lap and laughed at my stupid jokes, giving the impression of impending sexual interaction. Unfortunately, this was a misconception, and I ambled awkwardly off the premises attempting to conceal my titanic, raging "chubby." What a dicktease...

dicktease by Miketroy December 9, 2008

Dickweaver 

Someone who constantly switches lanes in traffic like a huge, inconsiderate dick.

me: Ahahaha that dickweaver who cut us off just got pulled over for speeding and reckless driving.

friend: Yeah traffic is just one of those things you gotta be patient with.

Dickweaver by omglolbacon July 20, 2011

Dickwasher 

A person who cleans dirty dicks with their mouths for money

Man my ex girlfriend was quite the dickwasher!

Dickwasher by Dickwasher300 May 21, 2018