Dickweasel

A person whose attitude and manner of being is both being rude and not trustworthy

Did you here what Jason was saying earlier?

Yeah he's a real dickweasel!

by NocMedic February 11, 2014

dickweasel

a sleazy,sneaky yet stupid person.

hey, stop tring to take advantage of that drunken, passed out cheer leader you dickweasel.

by mdmE April 21, 2003

Dickweasel

Known from the hit children's cartoon, ARTHUR, DW Read, is also inknown as Dickweasel Read. She's an aardvark on paper but actually masquerades as a member of the mustelids. She's a Dickweasel through and through by being a back stabbing 4 year old. A true Machiavellian character.

Karen from accounting is a straight up dickweasel for stealing my credit for that project.

by CrumblStoleMy6pack November 8, 2023

dickweasel

The male individual who has no vested interest in, but is sitting on your couch, while watching your big screen TV, that has been granted by the courts to your ex wife, who apparently needed the possessions you worked so hard for to survive.

"Dude, what the fuck happened? Why are you sitting on a fold up chair in this empty ass apartment playing solitaire on a busted ass card table on gameday? Where's all your furniture and TV and shit?"

"The judge gave it all to the ex because she could never her get her shit together while we were married. Her dickweasel boyfriend is kicking back in my leather recliner watching the game in HD, grilling some ribs on my stainless steel grill."

by cloudaround August 21, 2014

dick weasel

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

by toast455 July 19, 2005

Urban Dicktease

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.

Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!

by dstyguy December 30, 2011

dicktease

One who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and/or gratification thereby, with no intention of granting the aforementioned.

Michele, the Mormon with very ample breasteses, sat on my lap and laughed at my stupid jokes, giving the impression of impending sexual interaction. Unfortunately, this was a misconception, and I ambled awkwardly off the premises attempting to conceal my titanic, raging "chubby." What a dicktease...

by Miketroy December 9, 2008