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Divorce rape 

Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?
I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.

Divorced Barbie 

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.
Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!
Divorced Barbie by IntAdd January 6, 2009
Something that only an idiot can have more than once.
"You had another divorce!"

divorceaversary 

the anniversary of the day your divorce becomes legally finalized.
Let's go out and celebrate my divorceaversary with a whole lot of wine!
divorceaversary by WKUAndrea August 12, 2008

Dickorette 

Dick flavored gum that is chewed to help stave off your cravings for Dick. Used for Dick addicts who are trying to quit dick.
Emily had an uncontrollable urge to suck my dick as she always does but she's been trying to cut back so she popped in a piece of Dickorette and it helped stave off her dick craving urge.
Dickorette by Rothey39 March 3, 2010

Divorce Party 

As seen on The Tyra Show.
A party where you gather all your girlfriends to celebrate your single-ness and to destroy anything that may remind you of your ex boyfriend, husband, friend, dream guy that you've never met, or any other man that you want to get divorced to. This is usually done after a break up or just randomly if you feel like you need someone out of your life. This event usually includes, burning any pictures, deleting him off Facebook, and/or throwing away any of his belongings.
Girl 1: 'I can't believe he broke up with me!'
Girl 2: 'I know how you feel, now we need to have a Divorce Party soon!'
Girl 1: 'Oh yess! I need him outta my life, I'll bring the mock-tails'
Divorce Party by Pauligha October 21, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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