dickvorce

last pity sex before getting a divorce

Can you believe not even a week after they splitted up they were already having a dickvorce??????? Omg so lameeee

by barbuki August 31, 2022

Divorce rape

Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?

I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s March 5, 2023

Divorced Barbie

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.

Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!

by IntAdd January 6, 2009

divorce

Something that only an idiot can have more than once.

"You had another divorce!"

by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017

divorceaversary

the anniversary of the day your divorce becomes legally finalized.

Let's go out and celebrate my divorceaversary with a whole lot of wine!

by WKUAndrea August 12, 2008

Dickorette

Dick flavored gum that is chewed to help stave off your cravings for Dick. Used for Dick addicts who are trying to quit dick.

Emily had an uncontrollable urge to suck my dick as she always does but she's been trying to cut back so she popped in a piece of Dickorette and it helped stave off her dick craving urge.

by Rothey39 March 3, 2010

Divorce Party

As seen on The Tyra Show.
A party where you gather all your girlfriends to celebrate your single-ness and to destroy anything that may remind you of your ex boyfriend, husband, friend, dream guy that you've never met, or any other man that you want to get divorced to. This is usually done after a break up or just randomly if you feel like you need someone out of your life. This event usually includes, burning any pictures, deleting him off Facebook, and/or throwing away any of his belongings.

Girl 1: 'I can't believe he broke up with me!'
Girl 2: 'I know how you feel, now we need to have a Divorce Party soon!'
Girl 1: 'Oh yess! I need him outta my life, I'll bring the mock-tails'

by Pauligha October 21, 2010