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dickvoice 

Here comes that bloke from America you can here the cunt a mile away " hey dickvoice shut the fuck up " you sound like a cock
dickvoice by Sarasacunt February 8, 2017
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dickjuice 

the juice that squirts from the penis during sexual intercourse or masturbation ...also known as cum, skum, semen, jizz, jizm, load, wad, nut butter, man chowder and penis puss.


also...... people respond with a wave when this particular word is shouted at them from the window of a moving vehicle..
yo that dirty slizzore drank mad wads of dickjuice last night
dickjuice by Die Slow September 18, 2004

dickvine 

The word-of-mouth about mens' penises. The grapevine, but for dicks.
I heard through the dickvine that Joey over there's a pretty tiny customer.
dickvine by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

Dickforce 

A unit of measure that determines the approximate velocity of a cum shot.
Guy 1: Hey, how was last night?

Guy 2: She was hit with a dickforce of 9
Dickforce by Dicksmash McIroncock December 9, 2009

dicklice 

n. When a case of crabs is commented upon by an independent observer, who, through his detachment, is able to see the little creatures in their naked, pure form.
Yo. That nasty. That lice on yo dick. That's dicklice.
dicklice by Mike Walters May 16, 2006

dickforce 

When a fellow Star Warsian uses the force of their dick to choke another.
Anakin, your dickforce is overwhelming.
dickforce by Discodicko4 February 3, 2008

Dicknoise 

The audible sound made by a phallus during the act of fellatio
Sorry bout waking you up last night, your mom can't control my dicknoise very well.
Dicknoise by aabke August 11, 2009
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