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dickjuice 

the juice that squirts from the penis during sexual intercourse or masturbation ...also known as cum, skum, semen, jizz, jizm, load, wad, nut butter, man chowder and penis puss.


also...... people respond with a wave when this particular word is shouted at them from the window of a moving vehicle..
yo that dirty slizzore drank mad wads of dickjuice last night
dickjuice by Die Slow September 18, 2004

dickvine 

The word-of-mouth about mens' penises. The grapevine, but for dicks.
I heard through the dickvine that Joey over there's a pretty tiny customer.
dickvine by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

Dickforce 

A unit of measure that determines the approximate velocity of a cum shot.
Guy 1: Hey, how was last night?

Guy 2: She was hit with a dickforce of 9
Dickforce by Dicksmash McIroncock December 9, 2009

dicklice 

n. When a case of crabs is commented upon by an independent observer, who, through his detachment, is able to see the little creatures in their naked, pure form.
Yo. That nasty. That lice on yo dick. That's dicklice.
dicklice by Mike Walters May 16, 2006

dickforce 

When a fellow Star Warsian uses the force of their dick to choke another.
Anakin, your dickforce is overwhelming.
dickforce by Discodicko4 February 3, 2008

Dicknoise 

The audible sound made by a phallus during the act of fellatio
Sorry bout waking you up last night, your mom can't control my dicknoise very well.
Dicknoise by aabke August 11, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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