Dickduction 

The restriction of dick; denial of the cock due to some extenuating circumstance; a lack of penis for certain amount of time.

When I came home from work today and realized the dishes and laundry were not complete, she received an automatic dickduction.

Dickduction by xbEAUtYiSAbEAStx December 30, 2019

dicktuition 

The intuition that certain women and most gay men have for knowing the approximate length and girth of a stranger's penis.

My dicktuition tells me he's packin!

dicktuition by bbfemmex January 13, 2010

dickrections 

when your dick gives you directions

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!

dickrections by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

Dickfunction 

When your dick functions differently than other depending on hardness or drunkenness

I had sex for so long last night that I think I have Dickfunction because it wouldn’t go down.

Dickfunction by Wilburyoung May 4, 2019

dickquation

A situation where a man needs to concoct an elaborate scheme to enable sexual relations with a woman.

Dude, I've been trying everything to slide into this girl but she's a real dickquation.

dickquation by Fury McPowerface June 13, 2019

error dicktection 

1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.

"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."

error dicktection by Salpacino2200 April 15, 2009

dicktuation 

When a female finds herself falling for someone strictly because of the size of their penis and sex game.

Girl, I'm in a total dicktuation with that boy, all because of his large dick and good sexual skills I'm in a situation where I see myself falling for him.

dicktuation by GeminiZ15 February 26, 2017