Dickduction

The restriction of dick; denial of the cock due to some extenuating circumstance; a lack of penis for certain amount of time.

When I came home from work today and realized the dishes and laundry were not complete, she received an automatic dickduction.

by xbEAUtYiSAbEAStx December 30, 2019

dicktuition

The intuition that certain women and most gay men have for knowing the approximate length and girth of a stranger's penis.

My dicktuition tells me he's packin!

by bbfemmex January 13, 2010

dickrections

when your dick gives you directions

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!

by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

Dickfunction

When your dick functions differently than other depending on hardness or drunkenness

I had sex for so long last night that I think I have Dickfunction because it wouldn’t go down.

by Wilburyoung May 4, 2019

dickquation

A situation where a man needs to concoct an elaborate scheme to enable sexual relations with a woman.

Dude, I've been trying everything to slide into this girl but she's a real dickquation.

by Fury McPowerface June 13, 2019

error dicktection

1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.

"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."

by Salpacino2200 April 15, 2009

dicktuation

When a female finds herself falling for someone strictly because of the size of their penis and sex game.

Girl, I'm in a total dicktuation with that boy, all because of his large dick and good sexual skills I'm in a situation where I see myself falling for him.

by GeminiZ15 February 26, 2017