13 definitions by The Working Dead
(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.
A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.
by The Working Dead October 08, 2016
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A woman whose facial features, body shape, voice, or gait causes the casual observer to wonder if she is transexual
Gary showed his ticket to Wanda, the sour, transpicious morning conductor, and boarded his train for work
by The Working Dead December 09, 2013
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A person, who by virtual of their physical size or dietary habits, produces bowel movements that dominate the fecosystem.
Ben froze in his tracks and backed slowly away from the stall, breathing only through his mouth. From the carnage within, it was clear he had blundered into the lair of an apex defecator
by The Working Dead June 30, 2016
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"Man, that Toby Keith concert last night was the biggest Cracker Barrel I have seen in a long time."
by The Working Dead July 13, 2019
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Dale would never have gotten Teri to sign his expense report if he hadn't brought Lisa along as his Bitchorcist
by The Working Dead September 17, 2016
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Noun: A person who is capable of having strong and incredibly fucking stupid opinions on a wide variety of subjects.
Two minutes after sitting down, I realized that Todd's friend Rick was a Renaissance Dick - a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan and Noam Chomsky devotee' who also believed the 911 attacks were orchestrated by the Israelis.
by The Working Dead July 10, 2016
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Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.
Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..
by The Working Dead June 30, 2016
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