dicktitious

(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.

As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.

dicktitious by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

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dicktitious

When a guy’s penis is smaller than he says it is, his statements are dicktitious (like fictitious)

He said it was a solid 8, but he was being totally dicktitious

dicktitious by lilpedro43 April 29, 2019

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dicktitious • Dickatitious • Dicktatious • Dickticious • dicklicious • Dickititus • dickliciousness • dicktacious • Dicktious • dicktorious

dicklicious

a perfect dick, one that is good length, size and strength ,good to the taste.

he got a dicklicious dick
" that dick was dick-licious

dicklicious by g2bad July 2, 2006

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Dickititus

Dickititus is a disease that effects peoples personality and makes them an asshole to everybody. symptoms include being a dick to everybody, short temper, and instant hatred towards anybody named kynsley. there is no cure towards this disease. people with this disease cannot help that their a dick to everybody so stop bitching about it.

Told you it was real..bitch

I think Frank has dickititus

Dickititus by puppydog220 June 15, 2011