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dicktitious

(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.
As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.
dicktitious by The Working Dead October 8, 2016
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dicktitious

When a guy’s penis is smaller than he says it is, his statements are dicktitious (like fictitious)
He said it was a solid 8, but he was being totally dicktitious
dicktitious by lilpedro43 April 29, 2019

dicklicious 

a perfect dick, one that is good length, size and strength ,good to the taste.
he got a dicklicious dick
" that dick was dick-licious
dicklicious by g2bad July 2, 2006

Dickititus 

Dickititus is a disease that effects peoples personality and makes them an asshole to everybody. symptoms include being a dick to everybody, short temper, and instant hatred towards anybody named kynsley. there is no cure towards this disease. people with this disease cannot help that their a dick to everybody so stop bitching about it.

Told you it was real..bitch
I think Frank has dickititus
Dickititus by puppydog220 June 15, 2011

dicktorious 

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.
"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."
dicktorious by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

Dicklicious 

A dick that is thick and looks delicious, is dicklicious
Girl my boyfriend 's dick is so fat and big around.. I can't keep my mouth off of that
Awesome dicklicious thang.
Dicklicious by Wordsiuse September 30, 2017

Dickticious 

V: The act of lying about ones penile size.
Dan: Bro, my schlong is like 19"

Ron: You are definitely being dickticious right now.

Dan: *cries*
Dickticious by Mattian Wurdz, Ph.D November 28, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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