dicktitious

(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.

As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

dicktitious

When a guy’s penis is smaller than he says it is, his statements are dicktitious (like fictitious)

He said it was a solid 8, but he was being totally dicktitious

by lilpedro43 April 29, 2019

dicklicious

a perfect dick, one that is good length, size and strength ,good to the taste.

he got a dicklicious dick
" that dick was dick-licious

by g2bad July 2, 2006

Dickititus

Dickititus is a disease that effects peoples personality and makes them an asshole to everybody. symptoms include being a dick to everybody, short temper, and instant hatred towards anybody named kynsley. there is no cure towards this disease. people with this disease cannot help that their a dick to everybody so stop bitching about it.

Told you it was real..bitch

I think Frank has dickititus

by puppydog220 June 15, 2011

dicktorious

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.

"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."

by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

Dicklicious

A dick that is thick and looks delicious, is dicklicious

Girl my boyfriend 's dick is so fat and big around.. I can't keep my mouth off of that
Awesome dicklicious thang.

by Wordsiuse September 30, 2017

Dickticious

V: The act of lying about ones penile size.

Dan: Bro, my schlong is like 19"

Ron: You are definitely being dickticious right now.

Dan: *cries*

by Mattian Wurdz, Ph.D November 28, 2009