dickjustice 

A lame-brained jockminded ignorant cocksucker police officer who gets a kick out of pulling people over and writing them tickets for an excessive amount of money by unfair reasoning and tells the police chief to go fuck himself and or a court judge who's overly rude and has strong desires to hold everyone in his courtroom in contempt. Both may even have a strong desire to fuck someone's girlfriend especially if they're vice.

1. I took a fun cruise with my sexy girlfriend till dickjustice pulled us over and gave her a ticket and I did not like how he was looking at my girl.

2. Yes, I know that judge. He's dickjustice and he has an ugly ass wife.

dickjustice by Shitface and Psychs January 14, 2010

dickjuice 

the juice that squirts from the penis during sexual intercourse or masturbation ...also known as cum, skum, semen, jizz, jizm, load, wad, nut butter, man chowder and penis puss.


also...... people respond with a wave when this particular word is shouted at them from the window of a moving vehicle..

yo that dirty slizzore drank mad wads of dickjuice last night

dickjuice by Die Slow September 18, 2004

Dick Justice 

When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'

Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...

Dick Justice by Jor Gor June 27, 2009

Dickjuice

Dickjuice - is a vulgar term for hand sanitizer. This is because it takes on the appearance of precum.

Bill, hand me the dickjuice. I just took a big shit and you cannot wash your hands in a confessional.

Dickjuice by anonymous June 8, 2026