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Dicktastic

To make such a dick move that it requires a new category
Jukes and Ada didn't know why they were gonna do at Michaels so ben told them to get two xbox controlers from Colins without telling them they were going to Michaels even tho Colin and Michael are good friends. what a dicktastic move
by Baby Roth February 28, 2010
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dicktastic

u look dicktastic today!!
by The Jenn February 6, 2003
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Dickstick

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
by knight_visionn December 6, 2009
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dibtastic

A term used to describe an attractive lady, who is prone to being 'dibbed'.
Corrr, that lass is dibtastic! I reckon she's worth a punch in the knickers.
by Kitt Fontaine September 1, 2006
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dickdatic

verb.

when one philosopher cock blocks another philosopher.
A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.

B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.

We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.

And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.

Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?

Lucy: fuck this.
by B. Dang February 24, 2010
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dickmestic violence

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps
my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence
by m&m5 February 21, 2011
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licktastic

it means when you lick things you like it and it's so great you want more :)
I licked a pole ! It was licktastic !!!
by jiminq July 30, 2017
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