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dickiotic 

term used for both male and female people meaning ruled by the male sexual "tool" so much that they can't control their own actions.
male usage- "Dude, his girlfriend is so hot, why is he hanging out with that troll? He is being dickiotic."
female usage- " She saw him, and yeah, he's hot, but she got all dickiotic and asked him for a date."
dickiotic by afoxybitch June 3, 2013
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Dicknotized 

to be obsessed by the amazing powers, excellent use of, and orgasmic potential of a man's dick
Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"
Dicknotized by Word$m!th March 24, 2016

Mr. Dicknotdicked 

The nickname given to a homosexual who brags about being the giver and not the receiver in a relationship.

Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)
Well if Mr. Dicknotdicked would deal with his heterosexual tendencies, maybe he

would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.

Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

Dicknotised 

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.
" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised
Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

dicknotized 

A woman is so infatuated with a man and the way he sexes her she can become dicknotized, hypnotized by the dick.
Steve told his dog Richard, "Yo man, I got her dicknotized. Seriously, she's calling morning noon and night on a wet nut check."
dicknotized by filmzillz November 22, 2009

Dicknotized 

When a person gets hypnotized from really good dick and will do anything the bearer of the dick orders.
Due mainly to the delivery of great dick she expirienced a temporary daze and love like emotions, she was Dicknotized
Dicknotized by sundamaged May 9, 2017
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