Dicktastic 

To make such a dick move that it requires a new category

Jukes and Ada didn't know why they were gonna do at Michaels so ben told them to get two xbox controlers from Colins without telling them they were going to Michaels even tho Colin and Michael are good friends. what a dicktastic move

Dicktastic by Baby Roth February 28, 2010

dicktastic 

fantastic to the 10th power.

u look dicktastic today!!

dicktastic by The Jenn February 6, 2003

Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

dibtastic 

A term used to describe an attractive lady, who is prone to being 'dibbed'.

Corrr, that lass is dibtastic! I reckon she's worth a punch in the knickers.

dibtastic by Kitt Fontaine September 1, 2006

dickdatic 

verb.

when one philosopher cock blocks another philosopher.

A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.

B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.

We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.

And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.

Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?

Lucy: fuck this.

dickdatic by B. Dang February 24, 2010

dickmestic violence 

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps

my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence

dickmestic violence by m&m5 February 21, 2011

licktastic 

it means when you lick things you like it and it's so great you want more :)

I licked a pole ! It was licktastic !!!

licktastic by jiminq July 30, 2017