8 definitions by Nipple nose
Term for a woman in alaska that just spends a couple of years fucking and telling a man that she loves him only to take all he owns after she finds one of his friends that has more than her man does and go Fuck him for a few more years and on and on
I hope the polar bears start eating all these alakskan clam snapper up so there's not another season of Alaskan broke bachelor on the heartbreak channel
by Nipple nose October 31, 2017
It's time for
My man check up at the gynapeniloigist office tommarrow for my anuall pabstblueribbonshmer
My man check up at the gynapeniloigist office tommarrow for my anuall pabstblueribbonshmer
by Nipple nose October 31, 2017
When a girl gets licked so good she goes cross eyed while the performer is speaking in tounges wile she cums on their face
I over heard Ron at the office telling Frank about giving the bosses wife a cross eyed clittylicker at the Christmas party last weekend.
by Nipple nose November 4, 2017
This is a rarely known name for someone named Jeff or Geoff
It's just so original that it's unknown around the word
It's just so original that it's unknown around the word
Rick stated "out of all the guys that were named Jeff last night "
I agree that by far ....Geph was making that party legendary .not only is his name original but his character is the same......a rarity
I agree that by far ....Geph was making that party legendary .not only is his name original but his character is the same......a rarity
by Nipple nose November 4, 2017
After a blow job and the load is swallowed the female grasps
A circumsized penis right behind it's "helmet" and with one eye stares down the males dickhole with a determand look
A circumsized penis right behind it's "helmet" and with one eye stares down the males dickhole with a determand look
I heard John was shooting blanks because he told me his wife gave him a stiffeyedgerman and she swallowed the SS pretty easily and was ready for the blizkrieg
by Nipple nose October 31, 2017
When a buddy don't want to tell his homies he struck out with a girl he makes up a fake story to seem like he got some pussy
I heard pat on the couch with that whorederve,he just got some vagtasticle vaginalfiction vagitating in his head today
I'm sure he'll fix it if he's vagulent
I'm sure he'll fix it if he's vagulent
by Nipple nose October 31, 2017
To Mihalka is to bring the life to a party or put a smile on an otherwise mad face.
If two people were arguing and someone was to step in and say something that had nothing to do with the actuall fight just to make all parties involved laugh about something ridiculous as the fight is.
Or to create entertainment or a meal out of little to nothing.
To treat a woman with respect and chivalry . To be sure she knows there's someone there for her that will help with the things she needs without any regard towards himself or personal gain but because he likes to do the things for her that she either doesn't want o do or doesn't know how to do.
If two people were arguing and someone was to step in and say something that had nothing to do with the actuall fight just to make all parties involved laugh about something ridiculous as the fight is.
Or to create entertainment or a meal out of little to nothing.
To treat a woman with respect and chivalry . To be sure she knows there's someone there for her that will help with the things she needs without any regard towards himself or personal gain but because he likes to do the things for her that she either doesn't want o do or doesn't know how to do.
Last week Sarah and Hank were having this huge fight when j showed up at their house. They were lucky that I can Mihalka, otherwise I'm sure the police would have ended it instead
we had borrowed my uncles remote cabin by the lake , I realized that we had brought little food and no entertainment for the snowy weekend. As it turns out my mans a Mihalka so he created a four course meal out of things he found around the place and he invented sno-blo bowling which keep us entertained the whole time
"Have you ever dated a Mihalka?"
Melissa asked.
"No." Replied Tina
"But if I did I know the one thing I wouldn't have is a bad time or be hungry." She exclaimed.
We would have never made the flight if it wasn't for that Mihalka that came over. He not only packed the luggage and loaded it. But helped us check it on and took us out for drinks just to say goodbye. We tried to pay him back an he said. "No! Thank You!
just making your trip and attitudes less stress full an to see you enjoying yourselves in this hectic time ,is all the payment I ever wanted."
we had borrowed my uncles remote cabin by the lake , I realized that we had brought little food and no entertainment for the snowy weekend. As it turns out my mans a Mihalka so he created a four course meal out of things he found around the place and he invented sno-blo bowling which keep us entertained the whole time
"Have you ever dated a Mihalka?"
Melissa asked.
"No." Replied Tina
"But if I did I know the one thing I wouldn't have is a bad time or be hungry." She exclaimed.
We would have never made the flight if it wasn't for that Mihalka that came over. He not only packed the luggage and loaded it. But helped us check it on and took us out for drinks just to say goodbye. We tried to pay him back an he said. "No! Thank You!
just making your trip and attitudes less stress full an to see you enjoying yourselves in this hectic time ,is all the payment I ever wanted."
by Nipple nose November 4, 2017