dickstock 

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface

"F*** you, dickstock!"

dickstock by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008

Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

dickstruck 

When all other positive or negative attributes of a man fall to the wayside on account of him having either a big dick or being really good in bed.

"He's kind of a lame but I can't help it, I'm dickstruck."

dickstruck by THAT_GIRL1 October 24, 2011

dickcockpecker 

A dickhead boss but worse.

Avis is such a dickcockpecker

dickcockpecker by Squiggy601 May 19, 2017

Dickstachio 

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

Dickstachio by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

dicksmack 

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

dicksmack by Anonymous October 30, 2002

dickstink 

The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.

Mom: What the fucking hell is that fucking smell?

Harold: Bitch, calm down. It's just my dickstink.

dickstink by Cape Horn December 27, 2010