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A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
by Captain Buttface January 08, 2016
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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N. a person who you secretly love and just can't stop thinking about, even though you know you should. (by calling someone a buttface you cover up the fact in a flirty way that you love them)
He is such a buttface; I love him.(:
by SAMANTHA shocker November 24, 2007
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ButtFace- When you BUTTDial (Accidentally call from cell) someone via FACETime. This usually results in the recipient saying Hello a few times before realizing you are clueless. Can be hillarious or disasterous depending on what they hear/see before hanging up! Note:Multiple consecutive ButtFaces can really irritate someone(ButtFaced) (ButtFacing)
β€œOMG I just ButtFaced my Boss from the mall after I called in sick this morning β€œ
by TnTkaBOOM April 12, 2018
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This isn't really a harsh name to call someone at all. More times than not it is used by close friends especially male/female friends or even siblings. There is a major difference in calling a person an "Ass head" as compared to "Butt Face"
"Hey what's up butt face?" "Are you going to make the birthday party on Saturday?"
by JP12345 August 27, 2007
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a horrible ailment of which the sufferer has an ass for a face.
instead of talking, they emit large amounts of methane gas from slitted pores located beneath their inverted nostrils. This is a painful process for both them, and the surrounding people.
Person 1: "Hey, I heard Nick was a buttface, that's pretty funny"
Person 2: "It's actually a serious condition that is not a laughing matter. Too soon."
by Kackling December 28, 2009
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