dickshocked 

for when you're so completely and utterly shocked that you get an erection.

"shit man i am absolutely gobsmacked. dickshocked, even"

dickshocked by offesetorin November 14, 2022

Dickshackled 

another term for cock block

"Oh man, My little sister just dickshackled me. I swear I would have banged the chick I've invited by now if it wasn't for her checking up on me all the time."

Dickshackled by Kheoz December 28, 2013