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dickstink

The odor that is emitted from your genitalia due to a build-up of cockcheese, which can penetrate any barrier, and is almost as sour as buttbutter.
Mom: What the fucking hell is that fucking smell?

Harold: Bitch, calm down. It's just my dickstink.
by Cape Horn December 27, 2010
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Dickstick

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
by knight_visionn December 6, 2009
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Dick Stink

Rather self explanatory.

The smell that emanates from a dirty and unwashed sexual organ of a male homo sapien.
I went camping and didn't shower for 3 days by which point my horrendous dick stink was stinging my nostrils.
by Morkus Morkus August 10, 2018
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Dickstitch

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.
Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.
by Cornellathon November 29, 2017
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Dickskin

The term ‘dickskin’ refers to the visibility of veins on the body. Commonly used by regular gym goers to complement on one’s vascular appearance.
“Wow, look at that sick dickskin on his forearms, impressive!”
“Awesome dickskin! You’ve got the veins every heroine junky dreams of”
by YaBoiJaycop October 24, 2018
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Magic Dickskin

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.
"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"
by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009
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dickstuck

When someone puts off all other forms of social interaction due to some extremely good sex. This is not the same as being "whipped" as the individual is not being controlled by their partner, they are willingly avoiding previously common aspects of their lives for that holy booty.
"Dude have you seen or talked to David at all? I haven't heard from him in 3 weeks."
"No, he's dating that nurse who is a stripper on the side and has been dickstuck for weeks."
by Sullenmax April 3, 2017
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