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dicksquatch 

an ugly an impersonater of the urban legend THE SASQUATCH,
but has asshole hair all over him and stinks like bunghole.
"Mom i saw a dicksquatch!"
dicksquatch by balllsmell May 14, 2008
The act of someone sticking their dick in someone's mouth after they have swished hot water. Their mouth feels as warm as a jacuzzi (approximately 104 degrees farenheit). It is a delightful and satisfying warm blowjob.
My girlfriend gave me a dickuzzi. Shit was so satisfying, I nutted twice.
Dickuzzi by Bigbootyhoe2131989 September 30, 2018

Dicksquired 

When you’ve been made a fool of and don’t recognize it.
You just got dicksquired!
Dicksquired by Archebald December 23, 2020

dicksquid 

sperm that can be felt wiggling
omg my dicksquid are all over your face
dicksquid by Spooginator April 13, 2007

Dicksquagel 

Person 1: Dude I just bought a used psp off craigslist for 120.

Person 2: Dude you over payed you just go dicksquageled
Dicksquagel by brokenwordsinc April 8, 2010

Dicksquatch 

Like a sasquatch but its just your dick! Fucking shave it or at least trim it jesus
Girl 1: how was your first time with Jordon last night?
Girl 2: eh it was fine, but it felt weird and prickly
Girl 1: whaa why??
Girl 2: he had a fucking dicksquatch
Dicksquatch by foxyjade47 May 31, 2018