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dicksquatch 

an ugly an impersonater of the urban legend THE SASQUATCH,
but has asshole hair all over him and stinks like bunghole.
"Mom i saw a dicksquatch!"
dicksquatch by balllsmell May 14, 2008

Dicksbidextrous 

The ability to take multiple dicks at once while pleasing both equally. So basically, you're just as good with two dicks (or more) as one.
That girl made me and my dad cum so quick, she's gotta be dicksbidextrous.
Dicksbidextrous by Sloppy_joe February 15, 2014

Dickquil 

When after having sex all you want to do is go to sleep because it was so good, and you are so damn tired.
“She calls me "Dickquil",her day or night medicine”.

"damn, you musta had some Dickquil last nite, its 3pm and you are just waking up!"
Dickquil by Superman'sLover June 1, 2009

Dicksquired 

When you’ve been made a fool of and don’t recognize it.
You just got dicksquired!
Dicksquired by Archebald December 23, 2020

dickquidity 

Adjective describing a woman's general level of access to new men.
As a bartender, Jenny has a very high level of dickquidity. Since random guys throw it at her all the time you'd better bring your A game.

Helen is a low level of dickquidity since she works at a library and rarely goes out. There are probably cobwebs down there. Even you have a chance.
dickquidity by BonerBandit April 20, 2012

dickquad 

oldschool verson off Dickhead
A: ur such a fukin dickquad aint ya?
B: Stfu or i'll shoot my load...
dickquad by Ali P March 17, 2004