dicksquard

A pack of white males with snapbacks and axe.

Mommy wants a dicksquard?

by DICKSQUARD February 16, 2014

dicksquatch

an ugly an impersonater of the urban legend THE SASQUATCH,
but has asshole hair all over him and stinks like bunghole.

"Mom i saw a dicksquatch!"

by balllsmell May 14, 2008

Dicksquired

When you’ve been made a fool of and don’t recognize it.

You just got dicksquired!

by Archebald December 23, 2020

dickquad

oldschool verson off Dickhead

A: ur such a fukin dickquad aint ya?
B: Stfu or i'll shoot my load...

by Ali P March 17, 2004

dickguard

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.

wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.

by niggman star33 September 21, 2011

dicksquid

sperm that can be felt wiggling

omg my dicksquid are all over your face

by Spooginator April 13, 2007

Dicksharding

The act of inserting glass tubes into the genital chamber of a male or female and proceeding to break the glass while still inside the genitalia. This gives the receiver multiple simultaneous stimulations resulting in an out of body experience.

Tom can't hang out tonight, he and Janey went a little too hard on their last dicksharding session so he's in the emergency room.

by Pat Dow June 2, 2021