dicksqueak 

When someone is taking too long to do something they are considered a “Dicksqueak”.

Andrew was up to kick the ball in kickball, but he was being a dicksqueak and was taking too long because he was talking to his pals.

dicksqueak by Andy cutlets February 13, 2024

dicksquatch 

an ugly an impersonater of the urban legend THE SASQUATCH,
but has asshole hair all over him and stinks like bunghole.

"Mom i saw a dicksquatch!"

dicksquatch by balllsmell May 14, 2008

dickspeak 

When a person in normal conversation reverts to talking about dick.

Tyler and Steve were talking about what they have for lunch. Tyler stated "I have brought in trout for lunch." Steve immediately shifts to dickspeak "I've got your trouser trout hanging!". Tyler says"You went dickspeak on me!"

dickspeak by largedaddyrabbit February 15, 2014

Dicksquagel 

Dicked by a square bagel

Person 1: Dude I just bought a used psp off craigslist for 120.

Person 2: Dude you over payed you just go dicksquageled

Dicksquagel by brokenwordsinc April 8, 2010

Dicksquatch 

Like a sasquatch but its just your dick! Fucking shave it or at least trim it jesus

Girl 1: how was your first time with Jordon last night?
Girl 2: eh it was fine, but it felt weird and prickly
Girl 1: whaa why??
Girl 2: he had a fucking dicksquatch

Dicksquatch by foxyjade47 May 31, 2018

dickquakes 

The random twitches and aftershocks a girl experiences the day after you pound her into oblivion.

I'm going to rail this girl so hard it'll make the Metro North look like pussies. She'll feel dickquakes for days.

dickquakes by AntwonRida October 10, 2017

Dicksquad 

squad of dicks
also known as losers

"yo, my roommates are dicksquads"

Dicksquad by charlesl0l March 17, 2009