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Professor Dickscrape 

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"

dickscape 

When visiting a large sculpture, building, or structure of some sort you take a picture while positioning yourself where your dick in comparison looks the same size or larger.
I've collected dickscapes of myself around the world, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, CN Tower, and even the Burj Khalifa.
dickscape by infosystir March 15, 2016

Dickscope 

When playing any shooter based game, one picks up a sniper and quick scopes the enemy. A dickscope occurs when the bullet hits the area of male genitalia.
I was meant to hit that trickshot quickscope but instead I ended up getting a dickscope!
Dickscope by dickscoper May 14, 2013

Dickscratcher 

A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.
Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!
Dickscratcher by douche-hater July 15, 2010

dickscratch 

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.
Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.
dickscratch by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009

dickscapade 

a reckless adventure or wild prank involving one or more penises--usually involving many penises from strange & unfamiliar men.
Superhead wrote a book to expose her many dickscapades.
dickscapade by Chris B* July 8, 2010