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a word used to describe the liquid which comes out of the vaginal passage after the sperm has been consumed by your female/male/transexual/dog frriend.(it may not even be your friend but the female/male/transexual/dog needs the money.

"Excuse me madam, where is the dickcrap?"

"Sorry younglady, this is tesco. You'll only find it in the fruit isle of walmart"

dickcrap by Dr. J May 1, 2004

Words you can keep

dicktraption

When a man gets his penis stuck inside a Chinese finger trap with another man on the other end and cannot get it out.

Oh damn! Look. James and Tommy stuck in a dicktraption.

dicktraption by HA_13 November 5, 2015

Related Words

dickcrap • Dick Crapper • Dickcrazy • Dickclap • dickcapitation • dickchap • dickscrape • dicktraption • Dickwrapped • Davao Dicktrap

Professor Dickscrape

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.

"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"

Professor Dickscrape by me aka tommy March 9, 2010

Dickwrapped

like a guy being pussywhipped, instead its the chick thats whipped

"wow your really dickwrapped huh?"

Dickwrapped by KimBaLi March 20, 2004

Dickclap

using ones phallus as a blunt weapon on a females facial area

i dickclapped that smut across her joant like SHADDUPBITCH!

Dickclap by BenVoigt September 2, 2004

dickcapitation

Circumcision; Cutting off the foreskin of one's penis

January 1st is the Feast of the Circumcision. We're celebrating baby Jesus' dickcapitation! Yay!

dickcapitation by Fill It Up December 11, 2010

dickcrazy

when one guy fucks so good you crazy over they dick

"damn he made me dickcrazy"

dickcrazy by bigBsbanging June 7, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026