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dickcrap 

a word used to describe the liquid which comes out of the vaginal passage after the sperm has been consumed by your female/male/transexual/dog frriend.(it may not even be your friend but the female/male/transexual/dog needs the money.
"Excuse me madam, where is the dickcrap?"

"Sorry younglady, this is tesco. You'll only find it in the fruit isle of walmart"
dickcrap by Dr. J May 1, 2004
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dicktraption 

When a man gets his penis stuck inside a Chinese finger trap with another man on the other end and cannot get it out.
Oh damn! Look. James and Tommy stuck in a dicktraption.
dicktraption by HA_13 November 5, 2015

Professor Dickscrape 

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.
"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"

Dickwrapped 

like a guy being pussywhipped, instead its the chick thats whipped
"wow your really dickwrapped huh?"
Dickwrapped by KimBaLi March 20, 2004

Dickclap 

using ones phallus as a blunt weapon on a females facial area
i dickclapped that smut across her joant like SHADDUPBITCH!
Dickclap by BenVoigt September 2, 2004

dickcapitation 

Circumcision; Cutting off the foreskin of one's penis
January 1st is the Feast of the Circumcision. We're celebrating baby Jesus' dickcapitation! Yay!
dickcapitation by Fill It Up December 11, 2010
when one guy fucks so good you crazy over they dick
"damn he made me dickcrazy"
dickcrazy by bigBsbanging June 7, 2016
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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